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Re: <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Digit_ratio" target="_blank">that picture</a>.

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"I was unable to get my mouth around David Koch's cock so I had to stroke the sides."

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Has Jonah eaten that bag of dicks we told him to eat the last time there was a post about him yet?

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Stupid people should not vote?

Be careful what you wish for, Jonah. Just sayin'.

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They only want to privatize education, just like they have done in every country that scores better than us. Wait...whut???

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What was the average age of the Fox News audience again? Over 50?

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<i>That’s the core insight and job of conservatism. </i>

Especially for the inbred, home schooled bunch. You know the ones who are taught that only certain parts of the bible count, even though it's <b>all</b> supposed to be "the word of God". And Jesus rode a dinosaur into Jerusalem.

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Edumacation in Teabagggistan is done at Sunday School, and maybe at Liberty University if the kiddies take well to their programming.

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What's his solution to people who know stuff, but still vote Republican? You can educate a teabagger, but you can't make him think.

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He looks about thirty which is <i>so old and wise</i>! His mom looks about 130 so I guess it averages out.

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Hey Jonah, go suck your mother's dick.

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"The simple fact is that surveys show that young people generally are less knowledgeable about current events"

You can't be outraged about this unless you're also outraged that Fox viewers tend to be stupider than people who don't read the news at all. Are you outraged?

[crickets]

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Knowing what verbs and nouns are is soooooo elitist.

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Same here. "Which party tends to be conservative?" Seriously?

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Doooooo...your balls hang low Do they wobble to and fro?

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"seeks comment from me whenever he wants me to bad-mouth other conservatives failed to actually seek me out for comment in a story about … me."

It would have been a riot if Strupp had gotten JoGo to bad-mouth himself.

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