Awwwwwww yeah. It's the most wonderful time of the year, and no, we don't mean the War on Xmas. We're talking about the annual gathering of suited-up conservatives (seriously, ladies, leave your whore clothes at home ) at the Conservative Political Action Conference. That's where
OK, senator, sure, that’s a nice sentiment, the original was much better, thanks for stopping by.
Actually (no snark) it's possible that Ernst was paraphrasing not MLK, but Zecharia 4:6: "Not by might, not by power, but by my spirit, says the Lord".
Did Ollie, Ollie, I went free tell the good one about committing treason at the behest of his Commander-in-Chief and not being buried under the prison?
We do that with our state legislature here in Alaska. We're fucked no matter who we elect, so whoever we want to be quarantined in Juneau for 90 days every winter gets elected.
Ollie North is one lucky son-of-a-bitch. Most officers in "The Nam" who were as stupid as him got their dumb asses fragged.
If you want to be invited back next year they do.
OK, senator, sure, that’s a nice sentiment, the original was much better, thanks for stopping by.
Actually (no snark) it's possible that Ernst was paraphrasing not MLK, but Zecharia 4:6: "Not by might, not by power, but by my spirit, says the Lord".
So the news is Joni doesn't give us a completely different spin on the 'Squeal like a pig' chant her followers use all the time. Gee, wonder why?
And all the pies are Moose Turd Pies.
Was this filed under the "They All Look Alike" folder?...
Another reason they stopped the Draft and went to a volunteer Army.
I'm not digging her Angie's List hairdo
'the homily looking one with the bags on her feet'
still one of my all time favorite wonkette comments.
Did Bristol do her hair?
Um, I thought that was Zachariah? Isn't Zecharia the feckless one?...
I got nothin left to lose...
I'm not sure who you're thinking of, but I mean this guy.
Did Ollie, Ollie, I went free tell the good one about committing treason at the behest of his Commander-in-Chief and not being buried under the prison?
What's yeasty on the outside and pink on the inside?
A bologna sammich made with Wonder Bread. WHAT
We do that with our state legislature here in Alaska. We're fucked no matter who we elect, so whoever we want to be quarantined in Juneau for 90 days every winter gets elected.