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fawkedifiknow's avatar

Ollie North is one lucky son-of-a-bitch. Most officers in "The Nam" who were as stupid as him got their dumb asses fragged.

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

If you want to be invited back next year they do.

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Rotational Symmetry's avatar

OK, senator, sure, that’s a nice sentiment, the original was much better, thanks for stopping by.

Actually (no snark) it's possible that Ernst was paraphrasing not MLK, but Zecharia 4:6: "Not by might, not by power, but by my spirit, says the Lord".

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kindness's avatar

So the news is Joni doesn't give us a completely different spin on the 'Squeal like a pig' chant her followers use all the time. Gee, wonder why?

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kindness's avatar

And all the pies are Moose Turd Pies.

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Was this filed under the "They All Look Alike" folder?...

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kindness's avatar

Another reason they stopped the Draft and went to a volunteer Army.

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texasace00's avatar

I'm not digging her Angie's List hairdo

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fuflans's avatar

'the homily looking one with the bags on her feet'

still one of my all time favorite wonkette comments.

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Bill Slider's avatar

Did Bristol do her hair?

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Um, I thought that was Zachariah? Isn't Zecharia the feckless one?...

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

I got nothin left to lose...

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Rotational Symmetry's avatar

I'm not sure who you're thinking of, but I mean this guy.

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Greg Mulka's avatar

Did Ollie, Ollie, I went free tell the good one about committing treason at the behest of his Commander-in-Chief and not being buried under the prison?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

What's yeasty on the outside and pink on the inside?

A bologna sammich made with Wonder Bread. WHAT

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nanuq1's avatar

We do that with our state legislature here in Alaska. We're fucked no matter who we elect, so whoever we want to be quarantined in Juneau for 90 days every winter gets elected.

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