Good news everyone — we've got a brand new story about Jose Canseco, the pathetic , washed-up , wife-beating , bankrupted pus-sac that hit a gillion home runs, got all his friends to do steroids, then wrote a book tattling on all of them. The PED trailblazer has also jumped into new ways of abusing women: Moving on from his traditional
George Brett libel!!!
<blockquote>(and only had like, seven brain cells on the project in the first place)</blockquote>
Last I checked, 7/7 was 100%.
I smell a new reality show.