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"a guy who's viciously, evangelically anti-gay"

Haven't we learned our lesson about those types by now?

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Point Nemo is nice this time of year.

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If he had a fake muscle suit on, he'd look just like the Kevin Nealon half of Hans and Franz.

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Hush your mouth: John Taylor was the hottest thing on the planet!

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Do you think Matt Gaetz had one too?

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Propaganda poster for the GQP Republic of Gilead.

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He hates abortion like GRRRRRRL!

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It's the baby that he is celebrating. The pantless, hunky baby.

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I did, too! The BF used to refer to him as "Simon the Yelper," which, being honest, isn't incorrect lolol

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Still is! He's a customer at my work, and even after like 10 years, I stutter all over the place when he comes in. Super intelligent and witty too :))

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Awww. I did then too. Maybe a few.

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You're a good guy.

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Seventy some million of us haven't. And they may never.

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Huge fan back in the 80s. I even got to meet Perry once - benefits of being involved with college radio.

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