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TechYes's avatar

"a guy who's viciously, evangelically anti-gay"

Haven't we learned our lesson about those types by now?

Vogonpoeticlicense's avatar

Point Nemo is nice this time of year.

RGC's avatar

If he had a fake muscle suit on, he'd look just like the Kevin Nealon half of Hans and Franz.

Ms Wendy Kroy's avatar

Hush your mouth: John Taylor was the hottest thing on the planet!

Ms Wendy Kroy's avatar

Do you think Matt Gaetz had one too?

Sojourner Beautiful Mind Box's avatar

Propaganda poster for the GQP Republic of Gilead.

jp's avatar

He hates abortion like GRRRRRRL!

Carpeperdiem's avatar

It's the baby that he is celebrating. The pantless, hunky baby.

Amelia ZC's avatar

I did, too! The BF used to refer to him as "Simon the Yelper," which, being honest, isn't incorrect lolol

Amelia ZC's avatar

Still is! He's a customer at my work, and even after like 10 years, I stutter all over the place when he comes in. Super intelligent and witty too :))

Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Awww. I did then too. Maybe a few.

okhi's avatar

You're a good guy.

oafishcad's avatar

Seventy some million of us haven't. And they may never.

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Huge fan back in the 80s. I even got to meet Perry once - benefits of being involved with college radio.