Being an Incorporated American is kind of a mixed bag, as we are discovering. Since it is impossible to put Incorporated Americans in jail, or to put their logos and mascots in jail, the only way to punish an Incorporated American is to take away some of its
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Twitter is beginning to supply the judge with its earnings statement, 140 characters at a time. It expects to be done sometime next August.
They're very convenient people, in that they're only people when it's convenient for them to be.
Sarah Palin.