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Judd Nelson's Goatee Wins Oscar For Best Facial Rodent
Your Earthquake of the Week is brought to you by the residents of eastern Turkey. [ Xinhua ]
It's International Women's Day. Have you bought a card and flowers foryourfavorite international woman? [ CNN ]
Men who have always longed to make love to a trash bag will be thrilled to hear that the city of Washington DC is handing out free female condoms. [ Washington Post ]
People actually voted in the Iraqi election, including Sunnis! [ New York Times ]
WHOOPS that American Al Qaeda guy nabbed in Pakistan over the weekend isn't a filthy Californian, but rather some guy from Pennsylvania. [ Los Angeles Times ]
"The Hurt Locker" won every Academy Award ever, in order to spite James Cameron. [ New York Post ]