Trump probably said โThese people cheated, and you want to play by Marโฆ Marqโฆ , you know, that guy from Queens, Marcus or somethingโฆ,you want to play by his rulesโ?!
He is soooo FUCKED! Everybody saw it, everybody knows what he did. Have the trial and lock his ass up! No more kid gloves. Fuck his MAGAt horde, they'll have to be dealt with eventually. They're not going to go away, ever!
Why don't you expect the Vice President to be there Chuck you fascist trash pile who reeks of stewed Depends? Your legacy should be shame and disgrace but the good folks of Iowa will probably put your face on a grain silo outside Altoona instead.
โWell, first of all, I will be โ if the Vice President isnโt there and we donโt expect him to be there, I will be presiding over the Senate,โ
I've thought highly of the Juggalos ever since Baskets Arby's manager character, who also had a really good work ethic. Violent Jay also seems like a cool dude.
"Most pages are redacted. Whatโs left is a wide-ranging collection of interviews, transcripts, even highlighted pages from Mike Penceโs book. Disappointingly for anyone who popped corn hoping for a bombshell"
Judge Chutkan is waaaaay too smart to release unredacted info that the Fulvous Flatulence's lawyers could point to as spoiling the jury pool in appeal. Anyone who thought differently wasted their popcorn, but I assume that there is still plenty of grist for the mill to (temporarily) appease the average reader -- if an avid reader would spend the time to read the appendix.
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"And thereโs a โStop the Stealโ speech, which could be an early draft of Trumpโs Ellipse speech before he added the paragraphs about Pence."
While I haven't read it, or any of the appendix yet, I'd wager that the draft Stop the Steal speech was still loaded with innuendo and implied actions so that the cultists on the Ellipse would know what the Amber Ardipithecus ramidus wanted/expected from them. And they satisfied him to the best of their abilities, but the knuckle dragging, mouth breathers (my apologies to non-MAGAdroid mouth breathers everywhere, including myself) didn't have the numbers to pull a successful autogolpe for the Sociopathic Marigold Swamp Monster so he could live out his wet dream of retaining unlimited power until he was carried out of the Oval Office, feet first and in a body bag.
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"But thanks to the Trump-loving Supreme Court wanting to give Treasontits every benefit of the doubt, the government must show that his rantings about FRAUD were not president stuff, instead they were about his loser ass campaigning to keep the job voters had just YER FIRED him for."
But... but... but... the Goldenrod Grotesqueness *was* being presidential and doing his job of insuring that the 2020 election wasn't compromised after receiving a complaint from one of the candidates. The mere fact that he was the candidate in question is immaterial; POTUS gotta do what POTUS gotta do to live up to the job description.
The voters failed to elect the RINO candidate, they didn't fire the RINO President (McConnell and the Senate RINOs saw to it that he wasn't fired even after two impeachments in the House).
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"There were more ballots coming in from Pennsylvania than came out! Pennsylvania has 700,000 missing votes! RIGGED! UNCONSTITUTIONAL! HOAX! Democrats are hiding ballots! Signatures donโt match!"
* Consistency has never been one of the Mango Malignancy's strong suits, and this is just more proof. First he claims that PA had more ballots returned than were mailed out, and then claims that there are 700,000 missing ballots (and all of them were probably cast in his favor).
* He shows no concern that while insisting that PA (and several other states) do something unconstitutional while at the same time accusing the Dems of unconstitutional actions:
Yep, Constitutional to declare victory before all of the ballots are counted. And in his interpretation of the Constitution, it was his right as POTUS to demand ceasing the count.
* Signatures don't match? Just like live fact-checking of the Desert Sand Demi-Demon, there is no reason to check signatures so long as he is declared the winner. (And let's not forget that fine gentleman who cast his dead father's ballot, forging dad's John Hancock, because that's what dad would have wanted.)
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"Step one: Pence, โor Senate Pro Tempore Grassley, if Pence recuses himself,โ"
VP Pence should have recused himself since he wouldn't follow POTUS' orders to send the election back to the states. Grassley would have had no second thoughts about corrupting the vote so that the MAGA oberster Fuhrer won and could finish the job of Making America Great Again -- turning the US into a third world hermit kingdom (guess who'd be the King) with no clout or power on the world stage. But hey, at least them damn feriner immigrants from shithole countries will leave us alone, and that's a good thing, no?
I know wheels of justice are slow blah blah justice cakes
But it remains an abject failure of the justice department that every person involved in this carefully labeled plan โplot to steal an electionโ isnโt currently sitting in a subterranean lair underneath a brand new Donald Trump memorial treason prison.
Heโs going to lose, but if he does win everything listed here will never matter at all
The historical preservation (and drinking) fraternal order of which I am a member, E Clampus Vitus, claims a son of Marquess of Queensberry as a member and a chapter is named for him, Lord Sholto Douglas Chapter #3 in Auburn, California.
Look, we live in lefty Portland, so I freely admit that my circle of friends, acquaintances, and neighbors is not a representative sampling of the population in general.
That having been said, I'm fine with the media pushing a horserace for selfish reasons if that gets our people out to vote.
I would give Assmouth credit for โMarches of Strawberry rules.โ
Thank you, Marcie, for trawling through all that stuff!
Trump probably said โThese people cheated, and you want to play by Marโฆ Marqโฆ , you know, that guy from Queens, Marcus or somethingโฆ,you want to play by his rulesโ?!
Assmunch, PA? I grew up there! Although we called it Punxsutawney, home of The Groundhog
The Lincoln Project "Razor-Thin":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2OKkBl6xmk
The Lincoln Project "Hurricane Trump":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CoHBcXswNA
He is soooo FUCKED! Everybody saw it, everybody knows what he did. Have the trial and lock his ass up! No more kid gloves. Fuck his MAGAt horde, they'll have to be dealt with eventually. They're not going to go away, ever!
Why don't you expect the Vice President to be there Chuck you fascist trash pile who reeks of stewed Depends? Your legacy should be shame and disgrace but the good folks of Iowa will probably put your face on a grain silo outside Altoona instead.
โWell, first of all, I will be โ if the Vice President isnโt there and we donโt expect him to be there, I will be presiding over the Senate,โ
Wonder what they do for fun in Assmunch, PA?
Lawn bowling.
What's left after they took their lawn darts?
Fentanyl.
> โThese people cheated, and you want to play by Marquess of Queensberry rulesโ
Obligatory "The Quiet Man":
'Gentlemen! If you please, this is a private fight! The Marquees of Queensbury rules will be observed on all occasions!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bm0RIs-VJU
โHow do you say her name?โ
โKamalaโ
โKamala?โ
โKama-laโ
โKamala. Thatโs fresh. Iโm a vote for her cuz sheโs a woman and I love my mom. Sorry Iโm getting a little emotionalโ
Violent Jay, Insane Clown Posse
I've thought highly of the Juggalos ever since Baskets Arby's manager character, who also had a really good work ethic. Violent Jay also seems like a cool dude.
Violent Jay was interviewed on the Daily Show. Here is the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf3n5A4uLsk
edited for better link.
"Most pages are redacted. Whatโs left is a wide-ranging collection of interviews, transcripts, even highlighted pages from Mike Penceโs book. Disappointingly for anyone who popped corn hoping for a bombshell"
Judge Chutkan is waaaaay too smart to release unredacted info that the Fulvous Flatulence's lawyers could point to as spoiling the jury pool in appeal. Anyone who thought differently wasted their popcorn, but I assume that there is still plenty of grist for the mill to (temporarily) appease the average reader -- if an avid reader would spend the time to read the appendix.
-----
"And thereโs a โStop the Stealโ speech, which could be an early draft of Trumpโs Ellipse speech before he added the paragraphs about Pence."
While I haven't read it, or any of the appendix yet, I'd wager that the draft Stop the Steal speech was still loaded with innuendo and implied actions so that the cultists on the Ellipse would know what the Amber Ardipithecus ramidus wanted/expected from them. And they satisfied him to the best of their abilities, but the knuckle dragging, mouth breathers (my apologies to non-MAGAdroid mouth breathers everywhere, including myself) didn't have the numbers to pull a successful autogolpe for the Sociopathic Marigold Swamp Monster so he could live out his wet dream of retaining unlimited power until he was carried out of the Oval Office, feet first and in a body bag.
-----
"But thanks to the Trump-loving Supreme Court wanting to give Treasontits every benefit of the doubt, the government must show that his rantings about FRAUD were not president stuff, instead they were about his loser ass campaigning to keep the job voters had just YER FIRED him for."
But... but... but... the Goldenrod Grotesqueness *was* being presidential and doing his job of insuring that the 2020 election wasn't compromised after receiving a complaint from one of the candidates. The mere fact that he was the candidate in question is immaterial; POTUS gotta do what POTUS gotta do to live up to the job description.
The voters failed to elect the RINO candidate, they didn't fire the RINO President (McConnell and the Senate RINOs saw to it that he wasn't fired even after two impeachments in the House).
-----
"There were more ballots coming in from Pennsylvania than came out! Pennsylvania has 700,000 missing votes! RIGGED! UNCONSTITUTIONAL! HOAX! Democrats are hiding ballots! Signatures donโt match!"
* Consistency has never been one of the Mango Malignancy's strong suits, and this is just more proof. First he claims that PA had more ballots returned than were mailed out, and then claims that there are 700,000 missing ballots (and all of them were probably cast in his favor).
* He shows no concern that while insisting that PA (and several other states) do something unconstitutional while at the same time accusing the Dems of unconstitutional actions:
"President Donald Trumpโs decision to prematurely declare himself the winner in the hours after Election Day and pledge to quash the ongoing counting of legitimate ballots" https://www.axios.com/2020/11/01/trump-claim-election-victory-ballots
Yep, Constitutional to declare victory before all of the ballots are counted. And in his interpretation of the Constitution, it was his right as POTUS to demand ceasing the count.
* Signatures don't match? Just like live fact-checking of the Desert Sand Demi-Demon, there is no reason to check signatures so long as he is declared the winner. (And let's not forget that fine gentleman who cast his dead father's ballot, forging dad's John Hancock, because that's what dad would have wanted.)
-----
"Step one: Pence, โor Senate Pro Tempore Grassley, if Pence recuses himself,โ"
VP Pence should have recused himself since he wouldn't follow POTUS' orders to send the election back to the states. Grassley would have had no second thoughts about corrupting the vote so that the MAGA oberster Fuhrer won and could finish the job of Making America Great Again -- turning the US into a third world hermit kingdom (guess who'd be the King) with no clout or power on the world stage. But hey, at least them damn feriner immigrants from shithole countries will leave us alone, and that's a good thing, no?
fnord
I know wheels of justice are slow blah blah justice cakes
But it remains an abject failure of the justice department that every person involved in this carefully labeled plan โplot to steal an electionโ isnโt currently sitting in a subterranean lair underneath a brand new Donald Trump memorial treason prison.
Heโs going to lose, but if he does win everything listed here will never matter at all
...๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆโ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ฆ๐น๐ค๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฑ๐ต ๐ง๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฎ ๐ข ๐๐ณ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ฑ โ๐๐ต๐ฐ๐ฑ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ต๐ฆ๐ข๐ญโ ๐ด๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ค๐ฉ, ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ต๐ช๐ค๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐บ ๐ญ๐ข๐ช๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ- ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ด๐ช๐น-๐ด๐บ๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ด...
A haiku of high treason.
A hai-coup?
๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ข๐ต ๐ต๐ถ๐ณ๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด
๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ข๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ง๐ข๐ฏ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐บ๐ด
๐ต๐ฐ ๐ด๐ต๐ฐ๐ฑ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ต๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ
The historical preservation (and drinking) fraternal order of which I am a member, E Clampus Vitus, claims a son of Marquess of Queensberry as a member and a chapter is named for him, Lord Sholto Douglas Chapter #3 in Auburn, California.
https://www.ecvbodie64.com/history-of-ecv
The polls are showing the two candidates in a virtual tie.
Every vote we can peel off helps.
There are less clicks if anyone has a clear lead.
Look, we live in lefty Portland, so I freely admit that my circle of friends, acquaintances, and neighbors is not a representative sampling of the population in general.
That having been said, I'm fine with the media pushing a horserace for selfish reasons if that gets our people out to vote.
As a woman in Texas, I just say assume Dems are the underdogs and vote accordingly.
Cruz was clearly helping the Jan 6th insurrection and I will be so fucking THANKFUL if we could atleast get rid of that treasonous fuckstick