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Crip Dyke: Pfft. Like I'm going to watch that. What could a Bloomberg fluffed say that would possibly be significant?

Yeah, that was certainly moving pictures paired with audio.

LOL. Expectation confirmed.

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I’m backing Judge Judy’s cosmetic surgeon.

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What about Judge Reinhold?

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Notice how J. J. only talks about Joe's VP experience. She sure as hell doesn't want anyone thinking of his time in the Senate when you start talking experience.

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Wait. We're doing poop and dick jokes now? Oh, Jesus fuck! I just can't keep up.

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It is kind of meta.

In an assolish way.

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Ha!

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What about the '69 Goat Judge ? 6.6 L, Rochester 4, pumping 370 ponies ?

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What? No scatological jokes about doing their business and the big number two? You're slipping. :)

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Talk about yer American "malaise." No shit.

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Stinky, also too

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I hereby assess Judge Judith's guilt and deem her guilty AF of New Yorker insider trading. And, does she even realize what this does to her cred as a judge? Her judgment sucks even if that blood red coat is pleather.

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I think Stephen did an AMAZING job. The number 2 thing was just too obvious.

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Man right? It's not surgery-shaming to say I didn't recognize her.

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Harridan has a nice old-fashioned ring, like something Ralph Kramden would call his mother-in-law. Also see battle-ax, and the old ball and chain.

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