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Crip Dyke, ABOLISH THE POLICE's avatar

Let's take a look [inserts ad]

Crip Dyke: Pfft. Like I'm going to watch that. What could a Bloomberg fluffed say that would possibly be significant?

Yeah, that was certainly moving pictures paired with audio.

LOL. Expectation confirmed.

Ms Cast's avatar

I’m backing Judge Judy’s cosmetic surgeon.

Wookie Monster's avatar

What about Judge Reinhold?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Notice how J. J. only talks about Joe's VP experience. She sure as hell doesn't want anyone thinking of his time in the Senate when you start talking experience.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Wait. We're doing poop and dick jokes now? Oh, Jesus fuck! I just can't keep up.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It is kind of meta.

In an assolish way.

goCatgo's avatar

What about the '69 Goat Judge ? 6.6 L, Rochester 4, pumping 370 ponies ?

Crz's avatar

What? No scatological jokes about doing their business and the big number two? You're slipping. :)

mailman27's avatar

Talk about yer American "malaise." No shit.

Leftflank's avatar

I hereby assess Judge Judith's guilt and deem her guilty AF of New Yorker insider trading. And, does she even realize what this does to her cred as a judge? Her judgment sucks even if that blood red coat is pleather.

Marioninnyc's avatar

I think Stephen did an AMAZING job. The number 2 thing was just too obvious.

Marioninnyc's avatar

Man right? It's not surgery-shaming to say I didn't recognize her.

Marioninnyc's avatar

Harridan has a nice old-fashioned ring, like something Ralph Kramden would call his mother-in-law. Also see battle-ax, and the old ball and chain.