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phoenix00's avatar

It totally lands him the white vote, because that's all that's left.

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phoenix00's avatar

1) it's in Africa 2) it's got blahs. Therefore shithole.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

For a while. One of the most compelling aspects of Lincoln's story is how he learned and grew even as a mature man.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

One of the most academically brilliant people I know, as well as one of the wisest, uses the pronunciation "liberry". It's just an artifact of her upbringing in small-town NE Pennsylvania. I don't even go off on "nuc-u-lar", as former nuclear submarine engineer Jimmy Carter also used that pronunciation.

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Lawyer question: Can US citizens legally adopt the Liberians who are under threat of deportation? Nothing says "family" quite like reading "Pat the Bunny" to a 38-year old West African.

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Wow. "King David killed a guy so that he could steal his wife. God said he's a man after my own heart." That's a defense of Trump! I'm no bible expert, but as near as I can tell, Dog was none too pleased with David's actions here.

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Ducksworthy's avatar

More likely her reading some boring biochemistry gibberish to you.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

"I'll take a bullet for Trump" https://media.tenor.com/ima...

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Buzz1313's avatar

Not if black people don’t know about it. Are they discussing this on the nightly news? The MSM has a way of downplaying when Republicans fuck over black folks.

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Black people have their own media, Twitterverse, barber shops, church...they know.

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carovee's avatar

Of course it does. Trump is going down so Miller has to get all his racism in before 2020.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

I'd rather read A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo to them.

https://www.amazon.com/Toni...

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Liberians should have let Castro take over their country then!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Jamie Lynn.

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

I can actually cope with biochem gibberish. Crispr anyone?

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