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wanna bet ole judge holden here has some kiddie porn or equally unsavory vice in his background.

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Spousal abuse and forcible rape:  always funny! To Republicans!

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Rape is the new black.

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I think that judge is asking for it if you know what I mean.

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I think my Christmas shopping is done!

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Ironic thing is, when Claytie Williams was busy gifting the Texas Governors race to Ann Richards, this asshat probably was thinking "Right on, man, she really might as well enjoy it"

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As a male of the same species as the judge (assumption) I am completely at a loss to explain how someone can go through life being that stupid. How the hell can he go through all of the education (another assumption) necessary to be a judge and still remain non-empathetic fool? HOW?????

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Roshoman in the O.C.

She: "He held a heated screwdriver to my face and said he'd burn my face and genitals if I didn't cooperate."

He: "All I did was grab my crotch and said 'Hey baby, I gotta hot screwdriver for ya right here! Badda bing. Chicks love that kinda thing."

Judge: "As the defendant explained in chambers. 'Hey judge, I have a heated screwdriver and I'll burn your face and genitals if you don't cooperate. Also I'm not a gynecologist. "

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Is that Sabine, Texas?

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Bad decisions strike again.

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In defense of the monster rapist, it is a bit hard to imagine the scene of the crime. "Now stand over there, bitch, while I hold this #2 Philips screwdriver over the left front burner of the stove. Hey, which one of these knobs turns it on?"

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Of course. Just thought there might be a little laugh here, but was probably wrong.

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What do women know about rape, anyway?

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"Come in out of the cornstarch and dry your mukluks by the cellophane."

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