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"Ron DeSantis, the stultifying sack of bile and awkwardness serving as Florida’s governor, since he tried to run for president and ran smack into the spinning buzzsaw that is Donald Trump."

I'd say that Ron DeSantis ran smack into the spinning buzzsaw that is Ron DeSantis, myself. Trump was noisy (as always) but only peripherally involved, really, and even that was mostly be ausr Ron DeSantis thought that a weird, nasal-voiced runt like himself could gratify white grievance better than Trump could. As it turns out, he couldn't even out-compete the OTHER weird, nasal-voiced runt in the race.

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These are terrible people.

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This fucking guy.

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I don't like to think about teenager's private parts. So I don't think about it. Gender affirming healthcare isn't the same as reassignment surgery. That's like saying cold medicine is the same as a tonsillectomy, or getting your teeth X-rayed during a routine cleaning is the same as getting a root canal. One is the FIRST stage and the other is the FINAL STEP and there's usually years of stuff in between.

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Bootsy should go back carrying around other people's urine samples. I feel he really shined in that job.

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Stronzo

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I am just offended at the idea that Florida is America’s Dingus. Our Dingus should be lean and mean and full of jizz, not racist and stupid and full of old white guys! I prefer to think of FL as America’s Taint.

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America's sagging dewlaps.

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like

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Ta, Gary. WTF is he on about?

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Just mad that his 15 minutes are up.

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Same old grievance politics. Nothing really.

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Casey's letting him speak in press conferences now? Wow, little Ronnie is all growed up.

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Cry more, Pudding Boy

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They’re not weird. They’re freaks,

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fucking mutants

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mutants, caused by consuming all the preservatives in processed food.

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Ta, Gary. Good night, beloved Wnketteers. I love and appreciate you all and I bless us all with love, health, peace, and grace. Please stay safe.

Slava Ukraini. 🌻🇺🇦💙💛

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The Trumpists bandy the word "cuck" around a lot--what do you call a woman whose spouse cheats on her? The best the internet can come up with is "cuckquean"--sounds so clumsy as "Melania Trump is a cuckquean" so if anybody comes up with something better I'd like to hear it

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Cu*t.

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Well cuck is short for cuckhold, so I suggest:

CUCKPUSH or CUCKPUSS?

Or, wait, maybe it should be PUSSHOLD?

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I don't want all of Florida to sink, but I'm okay with parts of it.

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It’s a hallmark of vacuous conservative politicians to have a poorly memorized rant about wokeness on a loop playing inside their troubled minds. So “answers” to any specific question becomes an opportunity for some version of the rant, which can pick up anywhere in the loop like an 8-track jumping around mid-song to mid-song, rather any thoughtful analysis. Trump is the grand wizard of empty culture war rhetoric, but he’s so incoherent and illiterate that his decaying version bothers his own base now. I hope Harris retires this weird maga movement for the next 8 years.

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Like the 8 track, it isn’t built to last.

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They aren't conservatives. They are reactionaries.

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"...allegedly anti-Christian opening ceremonies at the Paris Olympic..."

I don't for the life of me understand why it's considered a "parody" of queercakes Da Vinci's masterpiece unless Da Vinci owns "a group of people standing behind a table". I mean what was the choreographer supposed to do? Have them facing each from across the table with the camera on one side so that they are blocking each other?? WTF!

"Christ!, (Jesus H.)" was a purple lady with octopus tentacles on her boobies and an under-the-sea crown on her head. Yeah, that's parody. Oh! Ooops! I forgot. Parodies are supposed to make sense. So no, that don't make no fucking sense.

And what about the blue guy?! You know. The blue guy. The one playing the Greek god Such-and-such of wine? I missed the part in the New Testament where he served Christ's frickin' blood.

Cripes on a sea salt cracker! Was there even 13 at the table? Oh, so Vinnie the Fabulous owns thirteen too, huh?

Those people who thought this?! Sheesh!

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Perhaps they are almost as bad as people who use the word "queercakes."

If you don't like it, don't watch.

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Honey, yer barking up the wrong tree. I watched it and enjoyed it. The costumes were wonderful! I love Da Vinci especially the fact that he gay and being a gay myself I feel perfectly fine call him or myself queercakes. It's a fucking term of endearment. Had you bothered to read the whole goddam post rather deciding to be a moral didact and the word police (without even bothering to ask a fucking question about what I meant before pronouncing judgment) I wouldn't have to make you look like ass on the internet. Snap judgement mark you as a reactionary and virtue-signaler. Whoever you think you are protecting from my language deserves a better person to do it.

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