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Helikitty's avatar

Impeach Aileen Cannon!

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Martha Olivares's avatar

I think Lauro “earned” his JD out of a Cracker Jack box!!

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kmblue187's avatar

"The court is not concerned with the electoral schedule.”

I love this woman.

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Gilgore Trout's avatar

Not one judge or prosecutor will put trump in prison. Forget it. And why the hell has Biden tolerated Garland refusing to do his job? I have to assume he's pleased with nothing done. Why? Is he senile? Complicit? Bought? Or just unwilling to see a fellow rich jerk punished?

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Tina Mouse's avatar

Complicit Republican who is so personally pained about the fall of his party. And comity. And respect for the office.

Treating rapists with delicate care as always.

What a shitty choice he was.

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Otis Campbell's avatar

Mueller: Congratulations on your appointment, AG Garland! Here is a meticulously researched portfolio of ten different instances where Trump DID commit obstruction of justice, but we couldn't prosecute it just then.

Garland: Hey thanks I'll put that...here. Over here by the ginko tree. Isn't it pretty? They can thrive in a dark office!

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Lyndsey Loves tRump Farts's avatar

Good Guys get the rough equivalent of the Comey Letter 5 days before the election. But like the tree that falls in the woods no one hears, like the information hacked from REPUBLICAN servers, like the regular displays of batshit insanity dribbling from that blue suit full of whale vomit every day....somehow the billionaire owned fascist friendly corporate propaganda mass media will find a way to legalwash it in favor of the wannabe dictator.

Right before he loses the election by 15 million votes and we wipe the MAGA Party and its propaganda organs off the face of the Earth ending both for good. In spite of their Weekend At Bernies at Marma Lardo routine.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Judge Chutkan will do her part, but it's on US to GOTV (talk, call, postcard, knock on doors, donate) and VOTE. With votes. Harris-Walz 2024 and an overwhelming blue tsunami of votes.

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Broad strokes and dick jokes sound like my kind of Friday night.

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kmblue187's avatar

"The court is not concerned with the electoral schedule.”

That's my gurrrl!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

"ONLY THE BEST PEOPLE"

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Merchan has decided to postpone sentencing until after the elections. Fuck.

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JR's avatar

PAB holds a 50-minute "press conference" in NYC after appeal hearing saying EJC got the idea for her assault charges from an episode of Law And Order. Among lots of other crazy, trying to relitigate the case. And that he's been "famous", and "a celebrity" for decades, in case you didn't know. Besides, EJC "would not have been the chosen one", word salad for she's too ugly to assault. This should help his prez campaign BIGLY.

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Edith Prickly's avatar

If he wants to keep reminding the voting public that he's a lying misogynistic sack of farts and SDE, have at it.

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Gilgore Trout's avatar

Most of them don't know and don't care

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Shire Jansen's avatar

The consequences of their actions, ditto for NY (see SCOTUS 19-635 decision from May '20 about Presidential Immunity which was the precedent at the time of NY trial/ convictions) delayed themselves into an election year...he didn't have to run, but it was the easiest (and most profitable) path to stay out of prison...vote 💙 for justice to prevail.

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Tanya Chutkan is the Jack Reacher of federal judges. And it's about effing time.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Women of color are going to save this country despite everything. They deserve better.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Here's an idea. Why don't we start treating them like straight, white men in all aspects of society?

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Edith Prickly's avatar

Can I just say how happy I will be to see Judge Chutkan's face at the top of future posts instead of that idiotic Felon groupie Aileen Cannon.

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Edith Prickly's avatar

Between this and the clown show antics of the Felon's campaign, I may die of popcorn overconsumption before November.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Chump has fucked around.

He is about to find out.

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Dogfather's avatar

Have you been paying attention? He NEVER finds out. Ever.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

We're like Wile E. Coyote. He only has to find out once, and the whole house of cards come tumbling down.

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Otis Campbell's avatar

His entire campaign is like Wile E. Coyote at this point. Every morning it's a new sneaky scheme, then it's an anvil on the head. Every.Fucking.Day. He does not learn. If you're waiting to teach Donald Trump a lesson, take a comfortable seat on the sofa because you will be staying there until he dies.

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