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The Motorcycle Boy's avatar

I finished Vikings. Very good.

I was worried that Game of Thrones would eclipse it in my head.

I think the girl I would most like to be beaten and abused by is Ingrid.

There is another English series called "The Last Kingdom" which I think I shall tackle soon enough...hee hee hee

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I'm afraid the cops will fuck it up on purpose. I hope there can be some federal charges by the ATF, too young to legally own the murder weapon, and crossing state lines with it.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Fetal alcohol syndrome?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I wish that were chargeable.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

It all tastes bad to me. I like sweet flavored things.

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Ms Wendy Kroy's avatar

But Kyle's mom was having so much fun hanging out by the dumpster behind the bar, giving handies to all of her son's new friends.....

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Ms Wendy Kroy's avatar

Does he have to put the beer down when his mom goes out back by the dumpster with one of his new buddies, or is it okay as long as she stays in the parking lot?

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@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

I hope the little shit goes to prison for a *very* long time.

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Ms Wendy Kroy's avatar

Guy with zip ties brought his mom to the riot.

Ex-Marine trying to stab cops with a sharpened metal pole--released to his mom.

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Ms Wendy Kroy's avatar

Oh, I'm sure mom was looking to hook up with one of them.

Ew. So much ew.

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Ms Wendy Kroy's avatar

I'm pretty sure that if you wanted Kyle's balls, you'd have to get them out of his mommy's purse.

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Oran Smiley's avatar

Now little fuckface is a big shit on the street but won't be so much once in prison. Course he might have a bigger butt hole.

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John_Manyjars's avatar

And I hope he has the living sh^t beaten out of him daily.

Who am I kidding. The Brotherhood will love him and protect him. For a price.

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Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright's avatar

The time to delete this "joke" was before you posted it but now is still a good time.

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John_Manyjars's avatar

Just handys?

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otrame's avatar

Oh, you expected them to be rational? Consistent? No of course you don't.

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