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SullivanSt's avatar

"(Relatively) hot (relatively) young Justices are just waiting for your call."

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Quite prostitutey, isn't it?

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It's cool, not much security needed - England is stabby, not at all shooty, and nobody will get close to their luxury skybox, so they'll be totally safe. Somebody just has to tell the R-moneys that whistles=boos, not cheers, in the rest of the world. Otherwise they'll come back all "We received nothing but adoring whistles from the commonfolk of Britain on our sojourn"

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Matt Douglas: Oh, yeah, right. Let me ask you something. In all the years ex-presidents have had Secret Service protection, has there ever been even one assassination attempt on any of 'em? Chet: Uh, no, sir. Matt Douglas: I find that sad.

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I suppose Bill was "the first black President"

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He was known for his tasteful understatement in his taste for Mercedes-Benz's As illustrated here: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.flickr.com/photos/fly2bigbear/32725034...">http://www.flickr.com/photo...

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Where is my freaking Sasha/Malia Sledding t-shirt???? Please, take my money. And those Africans in Rwanda are not gonna like losing their universal health care.

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SullivanSt's avatar

It's not the public's interest they serve, either.

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... but only when there's a Democrat in the White House.

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That was on the way.

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At least she wasn't strapped to the roof.

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Clearing brush... For 'Murkkka!

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While I'm sure Elena Kagan would make an awesome dinner guest (or Wonketteer - she's flashed a rapier wit from the bench), none of the Women of SCOTUS are exactly batin' material.

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That's basically what most of England thinks of him.

To me, it looks like Barack's checking out Prince Phillip checking out Michelle. Almost looks like he's working out exactly where to cut him.

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The "mutually beneficial" ad has side boob... with bonus side ass.

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Come now. We all know you were <em>really</em> thinking "I'd put a hurting on her melons"

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