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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’m talking about bypassing all that messy fermentation and distilling. Straight to the tank with the syrup. That would be a sweet ride.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I feel bad about fracking, but my family has a farm right in the middle of the bonanza and stands to make lots of money, so screw burning drinking water! I'm gonna get rich, bitch! U-S-A!

fuflans's avatar

freedom trays are the lifeblood of this country.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Land where my fathers died, Land of the pilgrim's pride, From every mountainside Let freedom ring.

PsycWench's avatar

I would never mentally downfist someone with a big truck/SUV who uses it. My dad managed a car dealership for years (in a flat, snowfree area of the South) and according to him, people love their Denalis, etc even though they never go anywhere more treacherous than a Wal Mart parking lot.

PsycWench's avatar

When Limey Lizzie is finished, it'll be more like 120 p.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What America needs is a car that runs on corn syrup. GM, are you listening?

PsycWench's avatar

Maybe Swedish surprise sex features lefse or herring or large burly blonde guys. Maybe all three.

PsycWench's avatar

No one could have anticipated the decline in oil supply. All oil-producing nations are happy stable places where unrest could never have been predicted. Next thing I know, you'll be telling me that my supply of cheap plastic crap is at risk.

PsycWench's avatar

Scott Walker is commissioning a car that runs on the blood of union members.

PsycWench's avatar

Similar to the drinking game played when Sarah Palin and Joe Biden debated, then. Anyone who took a drink upon hearing the word "maverick" required life support by the end of the debate. Good memories, that.