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I’m talking about bypassing all that messy fermentation and distilling. Straight to the tank with the syrup. That would be a sweet ride.

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I feel bad about fracking, but my family has a farm right in the middle of the bonanza and stands to make lots of money, so screw burning drinking water! I'm gonna get rich, bitch! U-S-A!

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freedom trays are the lifeblood of this country.

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Land where my fathers died, Land of the pilgrim's pride, From every mountainside Let freedom ring.

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I would never mentally downfist someone with a big truck/SUV who uses it. My dad managed a car dealership for years (in a flat, snowfree area of the South) and according to him, people love their Denalis, etc even though they never go anywhere more treacherous than a Wal Mart parking lot.

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No, he was a Lesbian.

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When Limey Lizzie is finished, it'll be more like 120 p.

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What America needs is a car that runs on corn syrup. GM, are you listening?

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Great minds! See below.

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Maybe Swedish surprise sex features lefse or herring or large burly blonde guys. Maybe all three.

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No one could have anticipated the decline in oil supply. All oil-producing nations are happy stable places where unrest could never have been predicted. Next thing I know, you'll be telling me that my supply of cheap plastic crap is at risk.

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Scott Walker is commissioning a car that runs on the blood of union members.

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Similar to the drinking game played when Sarah Palin and Joe Biden debated, then. Anyone who took a drink upon hearing the word "maverick" required life support by the end of the debate. Good memories, that.

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