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RSKPDX's avatar

Wait, he lost a role to PETER BOYLE?! He was a gift from GOD, and I think a composer!?

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Megan Macomber's avatar

I do have the balls. I'm just man enough to NOT DO THAT.

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DemoCat's avatar

All of this is terribly sad and tragic. Plus, I love the irony and/or hypocrisy of Home Depot utilizing cheap immigrant labor when their dead founder, Bernie Marcus, was a Trump-humping conservative mega/maga donor. He would have gladly acted as the inside scoop to boosting ICE figures, or, alternatively, he’d have paid Trump on the side to give his laborers a pass. Gotta save Home Depot some cash, Don! But then he went and died, and all his money failed to buy him a place in heaven, because you can’t support a man like Trump and then expect to be saved. Amen.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I can't take Tom Homan seriously as a destroyer-of-hecklers.

He didn't even tell that guy to get a haircut.

Edit: Really shouldn't leave this here without a quick bravo to Mr. Legum for "dime store Michael Chiklis."

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TimeIsLikeAClockInMyHeart⏰'s avatar

Oh God, Humming Homan went all "Cash me outside, bich" at Turning Fascist 'Murca. I never thought I'd live to see the day Rs turned democracy into a stupid Dr. Phil show, but here we are.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

I sit down to pee, and I can kick Tom Homan's balls into his throat.

I learned about sitting down to pee due to a misspent youth getting drunk on cheap beer and wisely deciding that my aim would probably be off due to being under the influence. As I'm one to pay attention to an easier method of achieving relief I kept doing it, also noting that my bathroom stayed markedly cleaner than my friends.

Fuck these people, hopefully in court.

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DemoCat's avatar

I learned years ago that standing up and pissing all over the seat or bowl or spritzing the floor is really dumb. It’s such a “man” rule that evolved from laziness because somehow our anatomy means we can aim and pee mostly into the potty. Even with perfect aim you’ll get droplets and mist on the seat, rim and floor. Just sit down, guys. It’s ok. You are still men. You can even wear cutoff shorts, bake cookies and be kind to your wife and be a man.

My wife cut out some stylish letters on her Cricut and made a sign on the underside of our toilet lids that say “please have a seat, you deserve a break.” She prefers our male guests not pee all over the toilet.

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Paula R Strawser's avatar

Righteous!!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Bleating his racism for all to see.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Fuck ICE.

They think they’re such manly alphas but they’re really just a bunch of scared little b*tches.

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Alice B Toklas's avatar

Right on, Gary. “Chiclets” Homan is a bigoted, despicable, entirely ignorant asshole. In the end, he will receive his just reward.

Amen.

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bakeneko's avatar

Sounds like he thought he was channeling Freddie Blassey, but actually came across as the pencil-necked geek, then ended up having a student sneak under his desk and tie his shoelaces together so he fell flat on his face when he stood up, and the students all laughed him out of the classroom.

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Gern Blansten's avatar

Dime store Tor Johnson may be a lot of things but one he definitely isn’t is “pencil necked.”

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JUDI MASTROIANNI's avatar

STFU ham head

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

bullies cannot handle being mocked - they always flame out

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Paul Riddell's avatar

Anybody else reminded of “Red” from the Tube Bar tapes? Maybe we should use an AI emulator with Marco Rubio’s voice and call him up to ask for Mike Hunt, Al Coholic, and Ben Dover, just to hear Tom yell “Why, you yellow rat bastard…”

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Velociraver's avatar

The man is a toe, with eyebrows.

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Tommy Mo's avatar

With onychomycosis

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lotsacatsndogs's avatar

Severe toe libelz.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

The most "Real Man" man I ever knew sat down to pee, and I loved him for it.

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