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eddi-SABH's avatar

All our cats used to try make the bowls magically fill by pushing them around like that. Dogs just look at you like you broke their favorite toy.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Thank you for the cubs. At least I have one nice thing to think about on this otherwise hellish day in Murrica.

TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Look at them cute little wee babby bloodthirsty carnivores!

weejee's avatar

Yikes, stripes!

Menotsure's avatar

Baby tigers aren't that good

At eating from a πŸ₯£ bowl

They'd rather lunch upon a haunch

And eat the varmint whole.

When they are just 😸 kittens

They sure look cute alright

Just be careful in the forest deep

They can grow up overnight. πŸ…

Peter Dellos's avatar

You earned your stripes with this prose!

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

This poem is absolutely purrrrrr-fect!

The Wanderer's avatar

Tiggers!

SkeptiKC's avatar

If you're ever in the Spokane area I suggest a visit to the local wild cat sanctuary, Cat Tales way the hell out north on Division St. Try to schedule your visit around feeding time; watching those gorgeous beasts and sometimes their precious little ones tucking into their grub is a sight to see.

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Nice kitties!

tehbaddr's avatar

Stripey Kittehs! I recognize those, they're Tabbies, right?

Shocktreatment's avatar

I could watch big cat kittens all day...

Ron Spangler's avatar

Whenever any of you in the media write about things these clowns have done, it's really important that you note which ones are illegal and/or unconstitutional. That is not happening. I know the NYT and WAPO are beyond hope, but Wonkette, you can be the change we want to see in American political journalism.

By not fronting the illegality, we normalize it as just politics, and that's basically what got us here in the first place.

eddi-SABH's avatar

Trump elicited empty promises to toughen the borders from Mexico and Canada and declared victory. Now all he needs if China to build a 'Yuge' wall and he will be a happy idiot.

Whadda ya mean, 'they already built one.'?

Robert Eckert's avatar

shhhh, don't tell him! Then China will also have to promise to put some troops on their borders.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I’m curious. What’s been the rightwing reaction to Beyonce winning the Grammy for best country album? Have they lost their shit yet?

Cincinnatus's avatar

NYT Update (I'd like you to do a favor, though):

"Trump expressed interest in acquiring Ukrainian rare earth minerals in exchange for more American aid to the war-torn nation."

Cincinnatus's avatar

NYT: "President Trump signed an executive order from the Oval Office directing the Treasury and Commerce Departments to create a β€œsovereign wealth fund,” which he said could potentially purchase the social media app, TikTok."

eddi-SABH's avatar

He could also claim it as a retirement bonus, if Muskmelon Head doesn't beat him to it.

Alternative Dog's avatar

Like most people I'm a little shocked at how quickly fascism is overtaking our country but it shouldn't be a surprise. It's been almost a century since Nazi 1.0 and with new technology and decades of experience, Nazi 2.0 was bound to be much more efficient.

fuflans's avatar

thanks for the south park moment of smiles.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

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And this is why I come to Wonkette on a daily basis and shovel my hard-earned Ameros their way.

The tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

eddi-SABH's avatar

This one better date to early BC at least. That &%$^# shroud is a holy fraud and always has been.

Robert Eckert's avatar

No, the shroud actually has a good chance of being genuine. The C14 test was done on a sample from a side-stripe added to the shroud to center the image in medieval times (if it was forged, you would think the image would have been centered on the original) and we are still not able to replicate the effect, let alone with techniques known medievally. Best explanation is a reaction between "morbid" sweat (heavily ammoniac, produced by bodies under extreme stress) and aromatics in the gum it was soaked in, creating unstable chemicals which oxidized and creating a singing of the cloth along the surface tension layer. This theory however requires that the victim was alive the whole time, not agreeing with the Christian theology that he "died" and "came back" (it is not clear what "dead" meant back then anyhow: the gospels only say that it was verified he wasn't breathing, but nobody back then knew to take a pulse let alone an EEG).

Kath's avatar

This is how you do it, don't give in or comply.

Ontario premier 'ripping up contract' with Musk's Starlink in response to tariffs

TakingAmes's avatar

Well, that Doomsday Scenario piece was disheartening.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Every unfortunate occasion when "Stew Peters" gets mentioned here, I can't help but think of that restaurant in Chongqing that featured a bull's penis hotpot.

Robert Eckert's avatar

My brain always reacts by calling him Stew Pidder

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"One thing’s for sure, it’s mighty banana-republic-y, and not in the sense of clothes that only look good on tall people."

I'm old enough to remember when every Banana Republic store contained an actual Jeep, a lot of plastic jungle plants, and safari hats everywhere.

They should definitely bring back the Cletus safari hats.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Remember Melania's safari hat when she went to an African nation?

So colonial it made colonial cool again.

Hello Marion's avatar

Every BR store in 1985 was Indiana Jones Adventure and I LOVED IT.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Re Musk: He's not a government employee -- does he actually have any legal authority whatsoever? If not, why aren't people either ignoring him, or reporting him to the capitol police/FBI/CIA/U.S. Marshals/Barney Fife for trespass, treason, insurrection, removing mattress tags, and general dumbfuckery?

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Because when you resist him, like that one Inspector General, he has security march you out the door, and for whatever reason they didn't resist the order from someone who is absolutely not their boss.

Too many people are in on it - whether it's fear or complicity is hard to determine so far.

Randy Bender's avatar

The only logical answer is that our security services are hopelessly corrupt, and they're in on it. They're a fascist fucking joke.

No one could possibly be this weak, helpless, stupid, and incompetent.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Loyal units of the armed forces need to shoot down the traitorous "security guards"; it is too late for "with votes"

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

"So, don’t be surprised if Trump backs down and trumpets some minor concession like an extra guard at Rio Bravo as a Trump victory akin to storming the beaches of Normandy. The danger for Trump, here, of course, is that every time he does this, the more he becomes The Boy Who Cried Wolf of Wall Street."

TFN nails it!

Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Thinks it's possible that even SCOTUS are giving each other the side eye?

eddi-SABH's avatar

He hasn't gored any of their sacred cows yet. Or vice versa. Wait until the action heads up.