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Can this jury have a crack at Rick Scott's Medicare fraud activities? Asking for a friend.

-Charlie Crist

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<i><b>Scroungers</b> think I'm tasty, but they're always tryin' to waste me And make me <b>send the money</b> right down, But baby, baby, I don't need no <b>first ladies</b> in my crown. 'Cause all you <b>Repugs</b> is low down <b>scammers,</b> Cheatin' like I don't know how, But baby, baby, there's fever in the <b>courtroom</b> now. This low down bitchin' got my poor <b>tongue</b> a <b>twitchin',</b> You you know <b>my Antabloc</b> is still wild. Baby, <b>on the stand, I got to roll you</b> And call you the <b>grifterin' lice.</b></i>

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Well it sure ain't black.

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Reached for comment at his home in Littleton, CO, Rod Blagojevich extended his good wishes.

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Mo's favorite designer . . . I can see why she'd want to swipe some of his stuff.

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Fauxe Riche.

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Anyone know if "celibacy" is defined in connection, specifically, with the opposite sex? You know, like "marriage".

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I hope Maureen still has time to shop for it at <a href="https:\/\/www.google.com\/search\?biw=1213&amp\;bih=852&amp\;noj=1&amp\;tbs=vw:g,price:1,ppr_min:250,cat:166&amp\;tbm=shop&amp\;q=saks " target="_blank">Saks</a>

Or has Jonny lost interest, for some mysterious reason?

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Because moving targets are just more fun.

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Sometimes He works in not-so-mysterious ways.

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Sad wannabes who couldn't even afford their own Rolexes? Definitely minor league. If you really want to know who's in the club, just watch to see what weddings they get invited to.

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If you think about it, the defense should have tried to keep married men off of the jury. They were all, "Yeah, well, it didn't turn <u><i>me</i></u> into a grifting sleazeball."</u>

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Think of it as a halfway house, except it's for guys headed the other way.

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"I felt Jesus come into me..."

("Jesus" being a 330-lb inmate in the same cell block.)

EDIT: Thank goodness Wonkette doesn't allow such comments!

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