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santyclz's avatar

For optimum security passwords should be at least 8 chars, check,contain both upper and lower case letters, check,contain both letters and numbers, check,contain at least 1 special character, FAIL.

Suggested fix for your password: GoFuckYourself69!

BadKitty904's avatar

They don't. Fox's lawyers were lying. FOX shills their BS as news.

Harbinger08's avatar

When I have to cross the border I just reset my biometrics to the imprint of my puckered starfish. I tell them it's in case I get captured by al qaeda/ISIS while I'm in Mexico. They can use it if they want, there's nothing on my phone anyway.

VandeGraf's avatar

No wonder they think they need a wall. They aren't doing what they're supposed to be doing.

VandeGraf's avatar

A cursory reading of history reveals that there is no bottom.

Ghenghis McCann's avatar

There's no toilets out there in the desert, they need something to piss on.

Wellington's avatar

You can piss all day. Food and water in the desert is mandatory.

Dame [Vigorous Epithet] Erin's avatar

Joke's on them, I don't remember my password.

Dame [Vigorous Epithet] Erin's avatar

People misunderstand that one all the time. They just want it to be small enough to fit in a woman's uterus.

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

You mean a regressive ethnostate has more respect for the rule of law than we do? Shocking.

BadKitty904's avatar

So, journalists, you helped create this nightmare. What are you going to do about it?

Dame [Vigorous Epithet] Erin's avatar

If I recall correctly, it wasn't even state troopers in some cases, but the oil company's hired goons.