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For optimum security passwords should be at least 8 chars, check,contain both upper and lower case letters, check,contain both letters and numbers, check,contain at least 1 special character, FAIL.

Suggested fix for your password: GoFuckYourself69!

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They don't. Fox's lawyers were lying. FOX shills their BS as news.

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When I have to cross the border I just reset my biometrics to the imprint of my puckered starfish. I tell them it's in case I get captured by al qaeda/ISIS while I'm in Mexico. They can use it if they want, there's nothing on my phone anyway.

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I'll make up for it!

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No wonder they think they need a wall. They aren't doing what they're supposed to be doing.

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FNORD

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A cursory reading of history reveals that there is no bottom.

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There's no toilets out there in the desert, they need something to piss on.

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You can piss all day. Food and water in the desert is mandatory.

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Joke's on them, I don't remember my password.

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People misunderstand that one all the time. They just want it to be small enough to fit in a woman's uterus.

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You mean a regressive ethnostate has more respect for the rule of law than we do? Shocking.

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So, journalists, you helped create this nightmare. What are you going to do about it?

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If I recall correctly, it wasn't even state troopers in some cases, but the oil company's hired goons.

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