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Just Don't Make It Too Tight
Really, the WT makes it almost too easy (though one could argue that's the exact problem they're trying to address): "Methodists tighten stance on homosexuals."
Well. We had heard there were operations for that.
No, seriously. The church leaders voted to bar "self-avowed practicing homosexuals" from being employed with a church and from being appointed any church position; they were very explicit about those who disagreed with the decision could do: "If you cannot play by the rules, you should take your glove, and your ball and your bat, and go somewhere else."
Mmmm. . . balls.