Just Remember, Natalie: If He Hurls a Coffee Mug At You, It Means He Likes You

On the right, Natalie Glebova, 2005's Miss Universe. On the left, a man you'd be scared to sit next to on the bus. Who's also President of the UN Security Council! A confused Bolton has announced that he will demand military action against Iran if, in their appearance before the council, they fail to preform as well as Turkey in the talent competition.

 John Bolton Puts the 'Ass' In Ambassador [velvetropewhore]