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the economy can recover all it wants, but you just know these practices are here to stay.

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I thought that meant you like U2.

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Can't hurt. There's a small but real chance the person reviewing it will be a Wonkaroo.

Of course, then they may want to pay you in p.

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Biff libel!

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I really wouldn't have a problem working for free.

Provided that my housing, food, medical expenses, utilities, and entertainment were all free too.

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Housing could be here <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/new..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/govt-and-polit...">http://www.stltoday.com/new...

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Special Assistant US Attorneys should be paid in Sauza.

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So basically wonkette commenters are unpaid interns. Except for all that exposure. Anybody out there want to read my unpublished novel? Bueller? Bueller? Anybody?

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Of course, if you put it on your resume then they'll lock you up for exposing state secrets, but that's another issue.

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What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?

A whore will fuck everyone.

A bitch will fuck everyone <em>except you</em>.

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