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Ironically, private prisons cost more.

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Still time to short the stock?

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I agree that 'customer' is not the right word. 'Serf' is better term a lot of the time.

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CCA need not worry too much. Louisiana is not going to let a perfectly good jail, already built in their state, go to waste.

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Obama is soft on crime! Trump will build more, yoooge prisons, to make us safe!(And here come the Willie Horton ads.)

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Ex-coal miners ought to fit right in.

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...that was the EXACT word I was looking for!!!

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Best gist I've gotten all week!

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Ditto.

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Please pass this idea onto the UK - We've seen staff terms and conditions plummet, along with staffing levels, all to 'compete'. Unfortunately our privates still have years on the contracts. Plus they keep tendering non-operational bits off, so now trying to get Contracted out depts to do anything 'not in the contract' is a nightmare.

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Ain't nothin better than kittehs. But this does come close.

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This is what REAL JOURNALISM can do, kiddies. Good for MoJo and WaPo, and as always, good for Wonkette for headlining it.

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Pray away the gay camp might be fun!

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Most prisoners think it feels more like an invisible fist.

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Weird that prison privatization coincided with Reagan's "war on drugs." If I was a cynical sort of person, I might think those two things were related.

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I seriously think we have OITNB to thank for this. Yes, really.

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