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According to Nevada law it’s sodomy only if the animal has four legs, and a chicken has two.

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at a 5000% markup 🤣

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There may be Tide Pods thrown in there too. Just sayin'

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3l lamas are big fires.

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Not only did I notice it, but I signed in to like your comment and am told I actually have an account here. Who knew?

Well, Hello Wonketterati, delighted to make your acquaintance!

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Dean Heller is more endangered than the Northern White rhino. Which is to say, I'd be surprised to see him make through the primary to the general election. He's like a cornered rat.

I believe him like I believe my 16 year-old when she comes home from a party, stinking of alcohol, with red eyes and tells me she hasn't been drinking.

Riiight!

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Welcome! I think you'll find a happy home here.

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Lol!! Love it.

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Kennedy. We buds.

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Pixies LIBELZ!

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He has fucked up a Lot of shit!!

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snatching the swing vote here is what evangelical wet dreams are made of. Thus Donald/Stormy is NBD to their family values

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Well I'd say he's a common needy kneader.

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Wowwee! Thank you for that link.

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Trump has been out campaigning since November 9, 2016 so by McConnell's rules Gorsuch needs to give up his seat too.

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There has to be so much dirt on trump they need a couple of dump trucks to haul it all

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