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Little Lulu's avatar

According to Nevada law it’s sodomy only if the animal has four legs, and a chicken has two.

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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

at a 5000% markup 🤣

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phoenix00's avatar

There may be Tide Pods thrown in there too. Just sayin'

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Dr. Rags's avatar

3l lamas are big fires.

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Otis Fuentes's avatar

Not only did I notice it, but I signed in to like your comment and am told I actually have an account here. Who knew?

Well, Hello Wonketterati, delighted to make your acquaintance!

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Newzheimer's avatar

Dean Heller is more endangered than the Northern White rhino. Which is to say, I'd be surprised to see him make through the primary to the general election. He's like a cornered rat.

I believe him like I believe my 16 year-old when she comes home from a party, stinking of alcohol, with red eyes and tells me she hasn't been drinking.

Riiight!

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Marion in Savannah's avatar

Welcome! I think you'll find a happy home here.

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SDGeoff3's avatar

Lol!! Love it.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Kennedy. We buds.

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Everrett Fanuelli's avatar

Pixies LIBELZ!

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IMPOed's avatar

He has fucked up a Lot of shit!!

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La forza del resistino's avatar

snatching the swing vote here is what evangelical wet dreams are made of. Thus Donald/Stormy is NBD to their family values

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SDGeoff3's avatar

Well I'd say he's a common needy kneader.

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SDGeoff3's avatar

Wowwee! Thank you for that link.

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Perry made me do it Jesterpunk's avatar

Trump has been out campaigning since November 9, 2016 so by McConnell's rules Gorsuch needs to give up his seat too.

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Rick Hill's avatar

There has to be so much dirt on trump they need a couple of dump trucks to haul it all

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