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яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

Have not seen him in some time

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Tessiee's avatar

*NOUS

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Kitty Smith's avatar

Has Breyer retired? I've not heard.

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

How about Darth Boof? Where does he fit in?

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Challenging to get a full swing in without taking out the monitor. I recommend the katana for thrusting.

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Given that most of the “use” I can see needing nowadays would result in a shower of sparks and a bill for a new monitor, he’s got incentive to keep them sheathed.

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Ghoti theLinguist's avatar

Nothing we can do about stupid people. We can only do what we can do, like keep voting for Dems. There are more of us than there are of them.

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Ghoti theLinguist's avatar

In the parlor?

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Tsotate's avatar

I was pretty annoyed that a local bakery wouldn't make my "Burn in hell, Scalia" cake at the time.

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demodocus's avatar

At the end of term, so like yesterday

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Tessiee's avatar

"So, Justice Jackson, welcome to the Titanic."

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Jim Peale's avatar

Just wait for Republicans to solemnly claim that those seats have to belong to conservatives and watch our fearless political media intone that a Dem President has some historic obligation to preserve the balance of the SCOTUS.

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Darth Trad's avatar

What ever happened to Cletus Safari is he still around?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Roberts fulfills his traditional role of pretending to care.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Or just refuse to vote for the perfect Democratic candidate and hand the Supreme Court off to Mitch McConnell.

Your choice, Susan Sarandon.

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glenglish's avatar

This is great!! We need more women like Ketanji Brown Jackson on the Supreme Court.

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