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Tessie's avatar

"President Ferdinand “Bongbong” Marcos"

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I could go for a big ol' bong bong right now, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

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belfryo's avatar

"And hey, if he orders some extrajudicial killings as an official act, our own Supreme Court has already made clear he can walk."

When I'm POTUS, the ICC can come and get them as well

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"Don't get your hopes up about Trump. The US never joined the International Criminal Court treaty."

FIRST thing I would do if I was POTUS....join the International Criminal Court treaty. I'll even hold the goddamn door open for them

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LOU LOU's avatar

Glad to see Duterte will stand trial for crimes, though shocking how people supported him in his killing. While teaching at a college I had students from the Philippines in the classroom. One day in 2018 I asked what a philippino student though of their president. He said that he and his family thought Duterte was "great". I asked, " even though he is killing drug addicts in the street?" "Yes" was the students reply. It is a whole different culture in the Philippines where the more well off see people suffering drug addiction as a failure worthy of death. I'm connected still with this student on facebook and saw that he and his wife, now living back in the Philippines, and prospering have had a beautiful boy. I sure hope this child is blessed with empathy and compassion for those that have more difficulties than him, rather than his father I witnessed who had none.

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Trump would LOVE to institute the death penalty for "drug dealers." You know who's a "drug dealer"? Not who you're thinking--if you're thinking a hulking stereotype dominating an urban street corner. Drug dealers include high school kids sharing pills they found in their parents' nightstands. College students who thought they'd scored some E for the big party. And, yes, desperate addicts who can't access treatment because Trump (and Project 2025) think treatment is a waste of money.

Duterte was Trump's role model for this, the big manly man whose "tough" on drugs policies Trump would still love to emulate, the corpses of your kids be damned.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

LOL. Oh, AP, the answer is no one. Equal access is DEI which is against the law now. And the money? Block grants to the states which means, in many red states, block grants to religious schools.

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗘𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗗𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝗻𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀. 𝗪𝗵𝗼 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲?

https://apnews.com/article/trump-education-department-layoffs-closure-c7cddd1dbf310dadcd70e003d62a6df0

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Most states starve their poor schools anyway. Basing how much money a school gets by property tax while ignoring that there are huge areas where everyone rents is like that.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Do better, AP. The article mostly talks about security for the judges ... which I do believe is important. But these judges only briefly talk about the crisis of WHY this is happening to them.

𝟮 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗿 𝗷𝘂𝗱𝗴𝗲𝘀, 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻𝘀, 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗷𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗿𝘆

https://apnews.com/article/judges-security-threats-impeachment-e4f6a57da81e7037cb9ef8693f26e17a

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Any federal judge talking about meta issues of the judicial system who doesn't address the capture of it's highest level and a good deal of the lower levels by judicial apparatchiks of the slow-smoking right-wing coup has no real right to whinge and pontificate and conceal their abandonment of the Constitution and democracy underneath their stately black robes. They are part of the problem. Threats are something we all are experiencing, somehow I'm guessing they'll be okay.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Threats! Where they coming from! er.,...people!

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Bobathonic's avatar

Theeats to impeach, I'm glad they talked about that.

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Mar 12Edited

Well, I admit I've wanted a pony and cart for years, and not a bad reason is that pony could be an excellent lawn-mower as well as a playmate for the Newfie. What?? Perfectly matched in size, strength probably, though doggo is likely more rowdy. And if pony gets into trouble in a body of water.......

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Craig Nixon's avatar

If I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat.

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WasX's avatar

That's fine, Lyle.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

A good pony or Newfie can pull a tumbril, also too.

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WasX's avatar

🏆

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The Wanderer's avatar

The pony's not likely to burst into flames if it gets into a pond.

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WasX's avatar

Not to mention, a good Newf would haul it out, first, no matter if that pony was flammable! Which......... probably not many ponies? All good news!

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Schmannity's avatar

America's health leader:

"RFK, Jr. Celebrates Steak and Shake's switch to tallow fries "

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Resource NW's avatar

The Sepoy Rebellion returns.

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Bobathonic's avatar

I didn't know they were still in business.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

oh look, a place I will never be eating at again

Jesus lard, that sounds disgusting

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The Wanderer's avatar

(feels arteries harden just reading that sentence)

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Some nice times.

𝘔𝘪𝘭𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘥-𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘵𝘩𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘉𝘳𝘦𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘯𝘰𝘯-𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜.𝘚., 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 $6 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜.𝘚. 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥, 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 $329,000 𝘧𝘰𝘳 45 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝘈𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢.

𝗖𝗧 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗻𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘀, 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗨.𝗦. 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱

Athletic Brewing’s Two for the Trails program has raised more than $6 million to fix trails and get people out into nature.

https://www.greenwichtime.com/living/article/athletic-brewing-two-for-the-trails-nature-hiking-20213138.php

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BoB the TacoɔɒT, Tumbrel Pilot's avatar

"Look for the helpers."

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WasX's avatar

I'd sooner buy a pony and cart than put one cent in that Nazi's pocket. IJS.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"$1M donation to inauguration fund and a personal appearance by [Google CEO Sundar] Pichai appear to have been pointless"

https://www.theregister.com/2025/03/10/trump_doj_google_chrome/

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Pointless? Oh heavens no, he hasn't bitched about google censoring Conservatives (aka, not showing misinformation as a first result) for a long time now! This is just the shakedown for more money

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I guess the fee for getting an anti-trust case dropped is higher than $1 million.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

oh heavens yes. And these assholes who supported him are about to find out that once you pay, you will continue to pay, over and over and over.....

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asmallmacropod 🐨's avatar

Fuck google and Sundar. Sergey, too.

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jamesHatt the Magnificent's avatar

Don’t fuck around and STILL find out.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

be fair, they fucked around and propped up this orange fuckstain

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Bobathonic's avatar

Ha!

"Through its sheer size and unrestricted power, Google has robbed consumers and businesses of a fundamental promise owed to the public – their right to choose among competing services"

But also too, now everyone has to buy a Tesla.

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WTAF's avatar

😂

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The Wanderer's avatar

Whillikers, all that money, spaffed right up a wall.

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BoB the TacoɔɒT, Tumbrel Pilot's avatar

Again? That dog gets around.

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WasX's avatar

🎉

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

You can't make this shit up.

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The Wanderer's avatar

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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The Wanderer's avatar

Today is World Day Against Cyber Censorship.

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The Wanderer's avatar

LOL

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Bobathonic's avatar

The Cyber's back, baby!

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

Pretty sure even mentioning that is a violation of Twitters TOS.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Yeah, probably.

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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

H̵u̵r̵r̵a̵h̵!̵

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WasX's avatar

😹

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𝘔𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘴 𝘊𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 (𝘌𝘐-𝘐𝘚𝘈𝘊) – 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵-𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘊𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘺-𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘺𝘣𝘦𝘳-𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘴 – 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘶𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯.

"𝘋𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘐-𝘐𝘚𝘈𝘊," 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘸-𝘸𝘪𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘦𝘣𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴.

𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺.

𝗖𝗜𝗦𝗔 [𝗖𝘆𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗔𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗰𝘆] 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝟭𝟬𝟬-𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗗𝗢𝗚𝗘 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁

Election infosec advisory agency also shuttered

https://www.theregister.com/2025/03/12/cisa_staff_layoffs/

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BoB the TacoɔɒT, Tumbrel Pilot's avatar

This should be headline news but most press will ignore it. Bigly sad.

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WTAF's avatar

god damn traitors

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The Wanderer's avatar

The Congressional election of 2026 will be . . . interesting.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

God, it's so far away.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Yeah, it is.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

But we're a third world country now. Can we get the UN to monitor the election for real this time?

Oh, and speaking of the UN ... when will the felon kick them out so he can building a gaudy building on that site?

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The Wanderer's avatar

I'm sure Miller or Bannon will sell him on the idea.

(eyes Tulsi Gabbard's hair) Is she trying to portray a negative of Cruella de Vil, or is she slowly morphing into a skunk?

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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Cargo ship captain arrested, after crashing into a tanker carrying US military jet fuel, was... dun dun dun... a Russian national.

"Humberside Police said the 59-year-old man remained in custody after being arrested on suspicion of gross negligence manslaughter on Tuesday."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c30mj5gq9d5o

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Bobathonic's avatar

Here's the track. Straight as an arrow. He couldn't have skewered it better if he was paid to.

https://youtu.be/Ex6OpRiuflA?si=EaxnfuC29sE9CZKd

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The Wanderer's avatar

Yep, straight in.

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

So he was drunk is what they're getting at.

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WasX's avatar
Mar 12Edited

Let's just be thankful he wasn't smoking, too. Seems to be an issue when Ukrainian forces show interest in them.

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The Wanderer's avatar

A Russian ship captain . . . drunk?! Unpossible!

(/sarcasm)

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

It's funny that in the last 500 years, the only period when Russians haven't been characterized as drunken louts was the Soviet era.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

I remember the Soviets frequently being portrayed as drunken louts.

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The Wanderer's avatar

(thinks)

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Probably just a cover story for a putin terrorist.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Or normal SOP for Russians.

Yes, I know that's a racial stereotype and I'm bad and naughty and evil and I have no shame.

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jamesHatt the Magnificent's avatar

Russian isn’t a race so don’t feel bad at all.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Not to hear the Russians talk about it. And how they want the Ukrainians to become Russians.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Nothing we haven't seen before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEPCYJ-BSaA

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jamesHatt the Magnificent's avatar

That ship is melted!!!! Holy fuck!

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The Wanderer's avatar

Gee, I guess burning avgas *can* melt steel . . .

There goes another 9/11 (DRINK!) conspiracy theory.

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