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Jenjen's avatar

Is that even an accusation? I thought the argument was that the tests "aren't fair" not that the results are corrupted/manipulated...

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Scalia was pushed into a century that was too advanced for him.

Tpyo Knig's avatar

Not until after he is elected president

El Cid's avatar

Wait--where are all these Black Scientists who came from The Slow Schools?

Are there some PhD science programs for The Blacks at the Lesser Schools where every course lasts 3 semesters where in the Advanced Schools for The Whites it takes 1 semester?

Or does Scalia mean that The Blacks from these Slow Track Lesser The Black Science Schools like move and talk really...really.....slooooowwwwww.....

differentdrummer's avatar

Whereupon the Court stood in recess so the parties could retain other counsel, their previous attorneys' heads having exploded.

differentdrummer's avatar

He doesn't have to go all WASPy. Catholics are a majority on the Court and they're in political lockstep with the Teavangelicals, to the extent of hating on groovy ol' New Pope.

differentdrummer's avatar

Justice Uncle Thomas doesn't talk. He just signs his name under whatever Nino and Sam tell him to.

toomanyrappers's avatar

We shouldn't be writing the words "justice" and "Scalia" in the same sentence.

toomanyrappers's avatar

Shuffleboard requires practice and the ability to be social. Just lock the bastard in his room with a box of crayons. He won't eat ALL of them. ;)

toomanyrappers's avatar

Nope. He was a fucker before it was a thing.

toomanyrappers's avatar

Imma just leave this here.

Takoma DC's avatar

Even the police won't venture. They're terrified.

Popillius's avatar

And I'm sure there'd be absolutely no prejudice happening around decisions as to who had "merit".

Popillius's avatar

He also probably hasn't considered the benefits a diverse culture has on campus life (and workplace performance, too!). His opinions of the brains of women must be equally well thought out.

Jenjen's avatar

It's called grades and test scores, you know? Academics??

Sarah E. Grove's avatar

Brylcream. A little dab'll do ya. Except for Fat Tony. He uses a whole tube every day. Same with that asshole son of Donald Trump and Martin Shrekli. (sp?)