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Is that even an accusation? I thought the argument was that the tests "aren't fair" not that the results are corrupted/manipulated...

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Scalia was pushed into a century that was too advanced for him.

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Not until after he is elected president

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Wait--where are all these Black Scientists who came from The Slow Schools?

Are there some PhD science programs for The Blacks at the Lesser Schools where every course lasts 3 semesters where in the Advanced Schools for The Whites it takes 1 semester?

Or does Scalia mean that The Blacks from these Slow Track Lesser The Black Science Schools like move and talk really...really.....slooooowwwwww.....

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Whereupon the Court stood in recess so the parties could retain other counsel, their previous attorneys' heads having exploded.

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He doesn't have to go all WASPy. Catholics are a majority on the Court and they're in political lockstep with the Teavangelicals, to the extent of hating on groovy ol' New Pope.

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Justice Uncle Thomas doesn't talk. He just signs his name under whatever Nino and Sam tell him to.

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We shouldn't be writing the words "justice" and "Scalia" in the same sentence.

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Shuffleboard requires practice and the ability to be social. Just lock the bastard in his room with a box of crayons. He won't eat ALL of them. ;)

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Nope. He was a fucker before it was a thing.

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Imma just leave this here.

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Even the police won't venture. They're terrified.

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And I'm sure there'd be absolutely no prejudice happening around decisions as to who had "merit".

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He also probably hasn't considered the benefits a diverse culture has on campus life (and workplace performance, too!). His opinions of the brains of women must be equally well thought out.

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It's called grades and test scores, you know? Academics??

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Brylcream. A little dab'll do ya. Except for Fat Tony. He uses a whole tube every day. Same with that asshole son of Donald Trump and Martin Shrekli. (sp?)

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