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He's Burning Down the Arkansas House of Representatives.

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Yeah. I saw that. Google reviews are still up though.

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In Arkansas, buy tent at a suit sale.

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His mom needs to stop buying him big boy suits with growing room.

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My apologies for my assumption. Thank you for the correction.

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It would be nice to think that the next generation will be spared his particular set of genes.

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Though not good enough.

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Let ye who is without umbrage cast the first aspersion.

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Nice photoshop!

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With Jeezus and Blucker in his back pocket, it's hard to sit down...

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Not all transgender folks are perfect....

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This is equivalent to the scene where Norman Bates shows an unsettling taste for taxidermy.

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You know what is a handy cure for demonic possession? Mustard. (See other story.)

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The classics are evergreen.

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"Diaper Rashomon"

Please submit to Urban Dictionary & await its usage into future generations. If that doesn't happen, please consider yourself knighted. A+, Ralphie.

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