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Doloras Funkette's avatar

He's Burning Down the Arkansas House of Representatives.

dimplasm's avatar

Yeah. I saw that. Google reviews are still up though.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

In Arkansas, buy tent at a suit sale.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

His mom needs to stop buying him big boy suits with growing room.

Brother Yam AKA Chet Bigly's avatar

My apologies for my assumption. Thank you for the correction.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

It would be nice to think that the next generation will be spared his particular set of genes.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Let ye who is without umbrage cast the first aspersion.

It's Just Toomush's avatar

With Jeezus and Blucker in his back pocket, it's hard to sit down...

It's Just Toomush's avatar

Not all transgender folks are perfect....

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

This is equivalent to the scene where Norman Bates shows an unsettling taste for taxidermy.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

You know what is a handy cure for demonic possession? Mustard. (See other story.)

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The classics are evergreen.

madmonq's avatar

"Diaper Rashomon"

Please submit to Urban Dictionary & await its usage into future generations. If that doesn't happen, please consider yourself knighted. A+, Ralphie.