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Justin Trudeau Can't Figure Out Where To Put His Hands
HANDSHAKES IS TUFF.
OK let us get two things out of the way right now. We already havea "smart post" on the Three Amigos summit up there in Canada, where all the North American leaders have been discussing and making big announcements on things like climate, trade, and whatnot. You should read that!
The second thing we must get out of the way is Canadian PM Justin Trudeau's hands, because he had that problem SO MANY OF US HAVE when there are three men in close quarters and you're in the middle and ... get your minds out of the gutter, you perverts, we are talking about HANDSHAKES!
Here, watch a Vine, and then we will screengrab the fuk out of it and narrate it for you. You should know that when esteemed news network CNN tweeted this Vine, it said, "North American leaders attempt the difficult three-way handshake," so we can be pretty sure whoever's running their Tweeter (Anderson Cooper probably) has dik on the brain too.