Picture by photographer Marnie Recker, WHOM ALL CANADIANS SHOULD HIRE. Guys, were we not JUST reporting at you that an unsuspecting Canadian family encountered Naked Justin Trudeau in the wild, but only managed to snag a selfie that didn't even include nipples, for their family Christmas card? Oh fine, he wasn't ALL THE WAY naked, just shirtless, but we know damn well his wife Sophie took more pictures on that trip, and needs to SHOW THEM TO THE INTERNET, PLEASE.
<snickers> Hey, Ezra, jealous much?
All hat and no cattle... and not much hat at that.
It sells new scooters, so maybe it's a store for antiques to shop in?
Put him on a horse and call him sexxxxy Vladamir.
omigod, Obama and Trudeau surfing in Maui would be too much goodness for one world.
I think we can now say there is an official topless subset of the Trudeau selfie craze...which one of you bares your nipples is optional:http://13709-presscdn-0-13....https://i.imgur.com/r9qcMOQ...
Evil! really really evil!
don't we have a wonkette operative on Maui?
We do indeed. :)
Plus Evan would be unbearably jealous!
No Camo weddings in Canada?
Are you sure this isn't some "droit du seigneur" thing? He is French, in a way.
HALF NAKED TRUDEAU IS STALKING US
He knows we Wonkers are just sitting by the computer, sighing as we wait for his next taunt.
Well, THAT'S a splash of cold water, there. Next you'll be telling us not all Aussies are gorgeous hunks of beefcake salted with a sense of humor.
yeah I am torn. Just got back from work- do I read on, or remain here? Or read on and return here every five minutes to look again?
Doesn't count. Cruz got there by way of some other place. DOES NOT COUNT *puts fingers in ear*