K-Lo Getting Hairy Palms Because of All the Nasty Sexytime On the 'Puter

Ever since National Review Online's old maid Kathryn Jean Lopez heard aboutsexa few weeks ago, she has been frantically typing with one hand about all the dirty, dirty, dirty pornography on the Internet which is so filthy, so hawt, sonasty. (Actually, K-Lo "discovers" the p0rN every year about this time. It's like some gross mating dance done by a weird prairie turkey.)

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Today, on the Internet's #1 comedy blog, "The Corner," K-Lo's volcanic gush of sexytime blog posts reached a fever pitch, as evidenced by this gross Twitter screenshot captured by the Kinsey of his time, Wonkette operative "Joseph V." [ NRO Twitter ]