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You know, I looked up that "assistant coach" thing that fright-wingers are screaming about. A cursory search showed that he was coach (not assistant coach) of the football team, but at some point was assistant coach of the soccer team.

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Whaaaa?!? RWNJs are *lying*? No way!

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In another six weeks or a month, he’ll be bed-bound, dribbling from both ends.

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"Why didn't she do something about the things of which she complains."

She complains about you, trump. And she's doing something about it.

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He's not looking at all well. I hope JD is ready to step in.

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Oh yeah. He's ready. 🙄 For GOP values of "broad based voter appeal".

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That Fox video clip exemplifies why Trump is losing. He has turned into a rambling old guy, retelling old stories nobody cares about, and doesn't know when to SHUT UP.

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Just waiting for him to “truth” “Get off my lawn!”

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Is he on medication? Because if he is on medication, he might be off his medication, jus' sayin'.

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You'd have to ask his doctor Donnie Ronnie Jackson Johnson

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He uses nothing but the finest medications. In doses that would have made Adolph go, "Whoa dude! Not the whole bottle. Leave some for me."

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I have a quibble with over-bronzed ass, Mr. Legum. Considering the job he does on his face, I doubt that Chump has the time, inclination, or ability to put makeup of any sort on his buttocks.

I imagine his ass is as fish-belly white as every single person at the Republican National Convention.

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Pass the brain bleach please.

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Yuck

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𝘏𝘦𝘺, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘭 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦!

😹😹😹

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So FOX had a Democrat comment on the RNC convention, right?

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Watch out, Sir!

That 2016 Portatus Presidente Portraitism Officium you always use!!

It remains EverYung™ while you falter and slip and crumble and desiccate into decay!!!

Trump has entered Dorian Gray territory many people are saying!!!!

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That reminds me. He never had a big official portrait unveiling at the White House. Is there a portrait, or did they just say fuck it and put up a clown painting by John Wayne Gacy?

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It's being held back for the Grande Opening of the Donald J. Trump Presidenting Library White House Casino and Towers.*

* Sadly, Bacon was 'Too Expensive'. Dead also.

https://www.francis-bacon.com/artworks/paintings/study-after-velazquezs-portrait-pope-innocent-x

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We all know karma is a bitch, capricious, and cruel. Dump has met his, and it's a fearless black woman who just loves to laugh... it's like a Greek play being performed right before our eyes.

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The parallels to "The Boys" crack me up. A vain, empty, aging, "blonde," narcissist, eugenicist, fascist, puppet named "Homelander," created by an evil corporation named Vought, and an Indian-American female Vice-President with the power to pop people's heads?

LOL. Somebody's a goddamn time-traveler.

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Anthony Starr (Homelander) has said that he is not trying to be Trump cuz Trump is two-dimensional and Homelander is supposed to be a complicated person :)

With all that said, it's criminal that Starr hasn't been nominated for an Emmy.

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Haven’t noticed Homelander is particularly complicated, but the lack of impulse control contributes to the Trump parallel

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He may not be getting emmys, but he's getting invited to all the comic book conventions.

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I'm just surprised PAB didn't use inappropriate quotation marks when he asked if Kamala was calling him out, a la "ME"?

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I'm not going to say I watch him with mute on hoping to witness him stroke out, but I'm not going to say I don't, either...

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Oh, please, please, puh-leeeeeezzzzzz, let his brain explode before November. Of course, it won't be much of an explosion. More like a wimpy little fizzle and pop. Sort of like Stormy experienced.

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Are you out of your mind? Chump deep-sixes before November, and the entire Republican Party pivots to JD Vance in a show of unity unparalleled in a party that uses brute force to achieve anything.

What chance would we have? Suburban moms love JD Vance.

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Imagine the shithead getting cut off for that slimy asshole Gutfeld…

Haahaaahaaa!

Creepy fucks.

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Honestly, it's a little extra twist of the knife that it was Gutfeld.

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