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Peter westre's avatar

Let Tim Walz be Tim Walz. He will take care of Shady.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Josh Shapiro was awesome! Kicked ass! And Tim Walz's zingers were superlative! "Mind your own damn business!" and "not counting the crimes he committed himself!"

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insert_something_creative's avatar

All of the speeches were amazing, and it is so refreshing to finally hear someone tell the creeps and god-botherers and assorted MAGA rejects to MIND THEIR OWN DAMN BUSINESS!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. All the other side has is lies and the lying liars who tell them, to quote former Senator Al Franken. We have excitement and joy that we much turn into an overwhelming blue tsunami of VOTES.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

SNL has confirmed that Maya Rudolph is coming back to play Kamala Harris for the election season.

Wonder who gets to play Walz.

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Rhiannon's avatar

The Internet is asking for Steve Martin.

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Gargaxx's avatar

Al Franken?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

This Walz fellow. I like the cut of his jib.

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beb's avatar

I think history is going to look back and declare the couch meme as the deciding factor in Trump's loss. It was so absurd yet so believable it made Vance a laughingstock and Trump a buffoon for picking him.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Republicans are shaking in their boots. They remember what happened the last time hope took this country.

And so do a lot of other people. The last eight years of hate and fear and bullying have brought that into stark relief.

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zb23's avatar

weird conservatives never had the same "concern" about the decade plus of absolute bullshit Obama birther nonsense. they were making fake birth videos FFS. Trump got into the White House based on his "concerns" over it. it was abject verifiable bullshit from DAY ONE and the mainstream liberal media had very little problem letting it go on and on and on with bare minimum of pushback.

so fuck em. no one is sincere in their belief that his book contains a 3 page passage about him turning a rubber glove inside out and fucking a couch. the right was absolutely being sincere about their racist birtherism crap.

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John Glocke's avatar

But they support post birth abortions, which actually happen you see. /s

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

He make a COUCH JOKE? Egad! That's worse than Trump sneering "See you next Tuesday" at a female attorney opposing him.

Oh wait...it isn't.

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Michael's avatar

SNL, Eddie Murphy, whenever.

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Doloras LaPicho's avatar

The NeverTrumpers are shitting themselves because they had a project whereby they would help the Dems defeat Trump, using GOP ratfucking tech, and in return they would turn the Dems into Romney's GOP. But Harris/Walz is a real New Deal Dem ticket. Look for them to drop out and become neutral.

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Lucius's avatar

They're mad because they won't be able to siphon money and resources away from the Dems.

The only difference between NeverTrumpers and open MAGAts like Greene is that Greene is HONEST about what she is. Nevertrump Republicans can't even manage that much.

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Demodocus's avatar

Dang, I hope Shapiro had some nice tea with honey in it after that!

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Peter westre's avatar

The couch joke could also be a veiled comment about Vance’s laziness. Let’s be real venture capitalists don’t know how to turn a crescent wrench to tighten a bolt:

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Lucius's avatar

Fuck the never trumpers. That's always been a lie. All #NeverTrump ever meant was "MAGA forever, I just don't want the stigma".

At BEST they're like liz cheney: occasionally offering lip service to democracy (and humanity) but quietly supporting every horrific thing trump did/does.

The only difference between NeverTrumpers and people like Marjorie Taylor Greene is that at least Greene is honest about what she is.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Let’s not forget all the Never Trumpers that were so shocked at his boorishness while voting in line with his agenda every time

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Lucius's avatar

Shocked every single time he did something hideous. Despite the fact that he's never been capable of hiding what he is 🙄

The fact that anyone actually believed their bullshit is infuriating.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I've always kind of likened them to "Love the sin, hate the sinner".

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Lucius's avatar

YUP.

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Lady MS's avatar

The ragged right rally goers have relished Cheeto’s mean-girl schtick of making up weird shit about people, then getting the audience to point and laugh. Well, this routine can work both ways, MAGAts.

This, in particular, is why Cheeto’s imploding, hopefully taking his movement with him.

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House of the Blue Lights's avatar

The centrists and rwnj (oddly in sync on this) are so sad that we didn't Dems in Disarray on this one.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

I mean, at this point, "centrists" are rwnjs

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Lucius's avatar

Narrator voice: they always have been.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Whether it’s Republicans stating definitively that Harris wants to murder infants or Walz referencing an internet rumor, both sides are going low. - NYT

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Bel-Ami's avatar

The NYT should just shut its trap.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

New York Trap is always flapping.

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