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I've actually done this to a few PPs.

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I like to pull out my phone to the notes app and ask them to please spell their first, middle and last names. I type it in very carefully, then type the last stupid thing they said and repeat it while I slowly type it next to their name. I ostentatiously save it, then give them a sincere, Thank you! Give them something to really worry about. :-)

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We don't care

https://twitter.com/CoryBoo...

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What about eagles, you communiss?

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You sound like Ron Johnson

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Get in line, darlin'

https://twitter.com/CoryBoo...

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Well sure, but the details are pretty neat, too.

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Good dog! You surely had a perfectly good reason for eating the couch, yes you did.

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...maybe because the effect of windmills on birds is grossly exaggerated.

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She's just wasting what little money she could use to reopen her business. It's a hotbed of Trumpists.

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LOL.Dok, I hope you will be on hand to take him out tomorrow morning because I don't think Raw Couch is gonna stay down that long ...

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"Mah constitutional rights"

Ask them about the 4th, 6th, and 8th

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The birbs will remember that...

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No "closet" about it

He ignored ALL the history on this moment and compared this to Reagan Bush. Like an idiot.

It'd help if he picked up a book. But he thinks he's too good for that.

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hopefully what they are doing now is just the start

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That, I believe is his skin. Snakes gotta shed you know.

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