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Meander's avatar

I've actually done this to a few PPs.

lisaaug's avatar

I like to pull out my phone to the notes app and ask them to please spell their first, middle and last names. I type it in very carefully, then type the last stupid thing they said and repeat it while I slowly type it next to their name. I ostentatiously save it, then give them a sincere, Thank you! Give them something to really worry about. :-)

Scribbles's avatar

What about eagles, you communiss?

"M"'s avatar

You sound like Ron Johnson

doktorzoom's avatar

Well sure, but the details are pretty neat, too.

doktorzoom's avatar

Good dog! You surely had a perfectly good reason for eating the couch, yes you did.

Commentista's avatar

...maybe because the effect of windmills on birds is grossly exaggerated.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

She's just wasting what little money she could use to reopen her business. It's a hotbed of Trumpists.

"M"'s avatar

LOL.Dok, I hope you will be on hand to take him out tomorrow morning because I don't think Raw Couch is gonna stay down that long ...

"M"'s avatar

"Mah constitutional rights"

Ask them about the 4th, 6th, and 8th

Jamie Stewart's avatar

The birbs will remember that...

"M"'s avatar

No "closet" about it

He ignored ALL the history on this moment and compared this to Reagan Bush. Like an idiot.

It'd help if he picked up a book. But he thinks he's too good for that.

Spring Phoenix's avatar

hopefully what they are doing now is just the start

Martin Chambers's avatar

That, I believe is his skin. Snakes gotta shed you know.