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bank on it

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You mean I can get bone-IN pork rectums? I hardly knew that.

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I'm surprised Stroke-ess even bothers to put a nightgown on.

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Oh, about the same as seeing my orthopedist.

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Any nation that sends us Courtney Barnett is OK with me, mate.

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I agree that it's good for the country to see leadership when we see nothing but decisions based on self interest from Trump. But Cuomo's daily briefings have devolved into daily rambling stream of thought musings du jour. Just like Trump's daily propaganda sessions. Cuomo is not adding any value.

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In fairness, you could sit at home and listen to your music or watch ballgames for free, but lots of people still like shelling out huge dollars to go to concerts and see ballgames.

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I'm not good at Bible but I distinctly remember that tempting fate is frowned upon.

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Took a second, but ISWYDT.

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PANDEMICON 2020

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Sensing an opportunity for fuckery, Kansas Republicans leapt to their feet, shouting inanities about the sacred right of Christians to assemble in viral fellowship. Not that they wanted to go to church, mind you. They just wanted to make a stink about their right to do so.

pretty sure Jeebus was talking about spreading The Word and not The Virus

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That would be a terrible business model.

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Apparently we have hundreds of big cats just hanging around in roadside safari parks all over the country. Maybe we should consider it?

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Just watch. If and when a lot of churchgoers get infected, they'll find a way to say it's the Democrats' fault.

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"the GOP demonstrates every single day that it will treat any public health measure as a gross infringement of their sacred individual liberties"-something, something, forced insertion of wands into hoohaas

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Or that their god decided to give them the viral infection.

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