Big news! The Kansas governor's race is OVER, people. Paul Davis, the Democratic candidate who has been narrowly leading incumbent Republican Sam Brownback in most polls, is actually a sex criminal who was caught with a topless lady on his lap during a police raid on a strip club
There&#039;s also a huge horse&#039;s ass <a href="http:\/\/www.tucsonweekly.com\/imager\/new-headline\/b\/original\/4801214\/c7ba\/horsedong.jpg" target="_blank">in the original. </a> Oh wait, he&#039;s in the cropped image too. Never mind.
Koch Industries got what they wanted: They&#039;re now exempt from Kansas state taxes, being, as they are, a &quot;small business or partnership.&quot; They&#039;ll probably throw Brownback away now like a used condom.
And I'm sure Brownback has never been to a strip club, right? Fuck, I'm pretty sure that being a 40-year-old man who has never been to a strip club places me very much in the minority and most men have been to one.
I think the scandal here is that this guy is from Kansas and he was 26 before he got caught in a strip club. Boy missed out on the best 8th grade field trip evah, I guess.
Here you go: <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/557058\/arizona-congressional-candidate-gets-endorsement-from-visibly-aroused-horse" target="_blank">both at once. </a>
Ow.
Sounds like <i>someone&#039;s</i> ready to install the pole.
AKA &quot;(Rick) Santorum Riding A Bike&quot;
In Kansas, it&#039;s strip clubs. In West Virginia, it&#039;s your first cousin&#039;s bedroom.
No fucking way I&#039;m getting anything other than the soles of my feet on a srip club floor. ewwww. I&#039;ll take the tazer/bullet first.
There&#039;s also a huge horse&#039;s ass <a href="http:\/\/www.tucsonweekly.com\/imager\/new-headline\/b\/original\/4801214\/c7ba\/horsedong.jpg" target="_blank">in the original. </a> Oh wait, he&#039;s in the cropped image too. Never mind.
Koch Industries got what they wanted: They&#039;re now exempt from Kansas state taxes, being, as they are, a &quot;small business or partnership.&quot; They&#039;ll probably throw Brownback away now like a used condom.
And I'm sure Brownback has never been to a strip club, right? Fuck, I'm pretty sure that being a 40-year-old man who has never been to a strip club places me very much in the minority and most men have been to one.
Please let this be &quot;Stripper Day&quot; at Wonkette...
Not to mention the coveted methamphetamine vote.
&quot;Paul Davis, the Democratic candidate who has been narrowly leading incumbent Republican Sam Brownback in most polls&quot;
And how is it that the Democrat is leading in Kansas? Because his attempts to turn it into a &quot;model red state&quot; have been so successful. <a href="http://www.salon.com/2014/0..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.salon.com/2014/09/21/in_brownbackistan...">http://www.salon.com/2014/0...
All the upfists, my friend.
I think the scandal here is that this guy is from Kansas and he was 26 before he got caught in a strip club. Boy missed out on the best 8th grade field trip evah, I guess.
In Kansas, no one has ever been nude. FACT
Don&#039;t confuse the clothing optional policy with an actual Stripper Day.
Here you go: <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/557058\/arizona-congressional-candidate-gets-endorsement-from-visibly-aroused-horse" target="_blank">both at once. </a>