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bobbert's avatar

Ow.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Sounds like <i>someone's</i> ready to install the pole.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

AKA "(Rick) Santorum Riding A Bike"

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

In Kansas, it's strip clubs. In West Virginia, it's your first cousin's bedroom.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

No fucking way I'm getting anything other than the soles of my feet on a srip club floor. ewwww. I'll take the tazer/bullet first.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

There's also a huge horse's ass <a href="http:\/\/www.tucsonweekly.com\/imager\/new-headline\/b\/original\/4801214\/c7ba\/horsedong.jpg" target="_blank">in the original. </a> Oh wait, he's in the cropped image too. Never mind.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Koch Industries got what they wanted: They're now exempt from Kansas state taxes, being, as they are, a "small business or partnership." They'll probably throw Brownback away now like a used condom.

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JMP's avatar

And I'm sure Brownback has never been to a strip club, right? Fuck, I'm pretty sure that being a 40-year-old man who has never been to a strip club places me very much in the minority and most men have been to one.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Please let this be "Stripper Day" at Wonkette...

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Not to mention the coveted methamphetamine vote.

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Ikimizi's avatar

"Paul Davis, the Democratic candidate who has been narrowly leading incumbent Republican Sam Brownback in most polls"

And how is it that the Democrat is leading in Kansas? Because his attempts to turn it into a "model red state" have been so successful. <a href="http://www.salon.com/2014/0..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.salon.com/2014/09/21/in_brownbackistan...">http://www.salon.com/2014/0...

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

All the upfists, my friend.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I think the scandal here is that this guy is from Kansas and he was 26 before he got caught in a strip club. Boy missed out on the best 8th grade field trip evah, I guess.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

In Kansas, no one has ever been nude. FACT

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Don't confuse the clothing optional policy with an actual Stripper Day.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Here you go: <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/557058\/arizona-congressional-candidate-gets-endorsement-from-visibly-aroused-horse" target="_blank">both at once. </a>

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