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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I bet He says that to <i>all</i> the guys.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Those third-world kids are already borned, so, fuck 'em.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Wait ... the <i>Wichita Weinman</i> was a rebbe?

Finally, an explanation of the lyric "I can hear you through the whine."

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SullivanSt's avatar

The Jews must've borrowed Mitts' time machine to retroactively build the Western Wall Holocaust Memorial.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

You're forgetting Glen Campbell's classic "Wichita Rebbe."

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Agreed. Heck, thanks to Bain capital, heaven was able to outsource that whole "Let god sort them out" thing.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I saw that. It's hard to mix different flavors of fundamentalism, I guess.

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SullivanSt's avatar

That's just the grand conspiracy behind him.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Obviously, it's the adjoining theme park that's going to bring in the crowds.

Ride the Placenta-Whirl ....

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fuflans's avatar

that many crosses would be just tacky.

duh.

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PubOption's avatar

Yes, freedom, to wingnuts, doesn't include the freedom to disagree.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

OT - can someone tell me where to find a shopped Bane mask? I'm too lazy to trim it for my own uses.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Awesome...a fetus museum. Will Bush (Santorum? - I can't keep up with the crazy) donate the Fetus-in-a-Jar?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Heh....fetuses in clear plastic paperweights.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

ohhhhhh!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

This is Timmy - possible future Pulitzer prize winner

This is Suzie - 100 Ethiopian children might have been saved had she grown up and become a doctor.

This is Alberto - Possible future president of El Salvador (we deported his parents).

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