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Not to mention Tom Coburn. What a quack.

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Sadly, GOP science is a lot like Dog science (though I'd wager my dog is smarter).H/T Allie Brosh

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Punitive postnatal abortion?

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Can't we ban Kansas instead?

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Stomach punches for Christ.

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Or flashbangs - as long as you're the police.

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Dang it, I got that same criticism for the other one.

If we're being hypothetical, my very tense tense was correct!

But if you say it's fascism already, I will concede the point(s).~

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I forgot about him. Lucky me.

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It takes a while to gather together 1219 miles of fencing. Be patient.

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It becomes qualified to run for Congress.

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Seriously, you want to go back?

- the Wizard, to Dorothy

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One hopes that, one day, they actually get SOME Jesus. The accumulated guilt will keep psychiatrists busy for decades.

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Dogs are capable of learning. And dogs like people. These are things that distinguish them from the GOP.

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Keep the border to Colorado open, please.

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But only poor sluts. The wealthy have always had access to D&C's, here and abroad.

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Needing an escape route?

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