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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

I alternate between that, Toejam Loudmouth/Lapdog and Brownshirt Barbie.

3FingerPete's avatar

Hey, it worked exactly like that for Hitler.

Mark Lungo's avatar

Hey, it worked for Kevin Williamson and Milo Whatshisname.

pixeloid's avatar

Is she any relation to Clayton Bigsby?

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Brownshirt Barbie is good! I call her Tutu Longstocking. I loved Dok's Tiny Liar.

psychobroad's avatar

Jesus, 15 seconds into that Black Panther rant, the arch, mean sorority girl tone compelled me to turn it off. And yes, Candy, cliche much? I'm whiter than white, and I recognize a tired old trope when I hear one.

peteywheats's avatar

Deep Thoughts are "Intellectualism" and a crime in White Nationalist Trumpmerica.

Wookie Monster's avatar

I really hate that cliche. If they're laughing at you, you're not winning and they aren't getting ready to fight you.

hvdv's avatar

I'd never heard of this poor, poor dear until 2 days ago, and I imagine 2 days from now I'll never hear about her again. I cannot begin to fathom what goes on inside her brainbox. I'm stumped.

Wookie Monster's avatar

I will say that conservatives' latest black friend is cuter than Herman Cain or Ben Carson. I'm sure lots of people will be lining up to have a selfie with her at the next CPAC. She should make a nice chunk of change until the next black friend comes along.

Darth Trad's avatar

The 'first they ignore you' quote is fake too. Usually attributed to Gandhi, but he never said that.

JDM's avatar

First they ignore you.Then they laugh at you.Then they laugh at you some more.And so on...

ahughes798's avatar

I can't bash millenials either. So far they seem far more tolerant than Boomers, and Gen X, and my generation, which is called "Jones." Millenials tolerance and ability to speak truth to power might save us all, and if you add in all the older people who have no fucks left to give, we might have something here.

ahughes798's avatar

I think Wypipo is one of the best words invented in this century so far.

ahughes798's avatar

As me mum used to say "Wish in one had, shit in the other. See which one fills up first."