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Mahousu's avatar

"Women have nothing to fear if my husband is elected president," said Karen Santorum. "Sluts, on the other hand ..."

SullivanSt's avatar

Assholes are like opinions... everyone has one.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It is amazing, he did what was basically expected of him! HOW NOBLY AMAZINGLY GREAT OF A MAN, THIS SANTORUM!

He also didn't let hobos in, or set any fires, or give his children LSD! WHAT AN AWESOME GUY!

ValiumNation's avatar

I'm pretty sure they have staff. I can't see Ricky lowering himself from doing Gawds work.

schmannity's avatar

Does he have a sweater apron for the house?