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"Women have nothing to fear if my husband is elected president," said Karen Santorum. "Sluts, on the other hand ..."

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Assholes are like opinions... everyone has one.

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It is amazing, he did what was basically expected of him! HOW NOBLY AMAZINGLY GREAT OF A MAN, THIS SANTORUM!

He also didn't let hobos in, or set any fires, or give his children LSD! WHAT AN AWESOME GUY!

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yes.

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I'm pretty sure they have staff. I can't see Ricky lowering himself from doing Gawds work.

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Does he have a sweater apron for the house?

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