Karl Rove and the Magic Garage Theory
Let's face it: The CIA leak investigation is the Kennedy assassination of grand juries, offering up tantalizing hints at a vast conspiracy and inscrutable pieces of evidence that add up to larger puzzles. We've suffered through at least a dozen Talmudic readings of "the aspens are turning"... Where are you people on the contents of Rove's garage?!? Come now: Boxes 1, 2, 3 and 5are missing. What's in them? Who has them? Perhaps the contain WMD's, or Bush's National Guard records, or pictures of Judith Miller examining Scooter Libby's aluminum tubes. Ah, speaking of! There's analuminum ladder. Coincidence? I THINK NOT. And what are we to make of the large "wood crate marked 'FRAGILE' and painted with arrows indicating which way is up." Up. Up...up. Who would need to know "what's up?" GEORGE W. BUSH, that's who! We're through the looking glass, people! Down is up! Up is down! Sideways is another aluminum ladder! Wheels inside wheels! Wicker baskets inside wicker baskets!
Going to take our pills now.-- WONKETTE