Tucked amid the Stupor Bowl teevee commercials for naked chocolate candies, cheesy salt chips, war pornography, and the latest domestic water-beers was this one featuring old Clint Eastwood, the next Bat-Man, scouring stadium catacombs for the The Joker or maybe the Taco Bell. "It's halftime in America and our second half’s about to begin," he says, to cringes everywhere. But the ad's main point is just "Hey let's hope the Chrysler car company gets back on its feet." Sure, that sounds fine! Unless you're known anus Karl Rove, who is
Karl would have liked it, and approved of it if they could get Clint to say, "Get your stinking hands off me you damn dirty liberal"