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Our political process is pretty much identical to high school drama.

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The older I get, the more I realize life is like high school, and I'm still one of the ugly nerds.

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Rove was "Bush's Brain" so he has first hand knowledge of how a damaged brain can affect a President.

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It's not like any of his other lies or leaks came w/ consequences.

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You win all the upfists!

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You are entitled to your calendar, and he's entitled to THE Calendar.

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BENGLASSY!

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Karl Rove is always trying to "get to the bottom of things" but I don't think it's in the way most people understand that phrase.

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"And this is my next piece that I have simply called 'Trial By Fire' which uses all natural mixed media." --David Vitter

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Or she's taken enough shit from soulless goblins for one lifetime...

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Was it one pretzel, or 18 pretzels? Did the oxygen deprivation cause even worse decisions?

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yeah thanks man. i'm going to spend the rest of the night reliving all those fabulous schadenfreude moments from '12

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"This ain't brain surgery." ~ Karl Rove

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Please let me know where Dr. Rove intends to hang his shingle. I want to buy an interest in the local mortuary.

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I would call Turdblossom an execrable lying sack of shit, but that would be too insulting to execrable lying sacks of shit that are not Karl Rove.

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Saxon libelz!!!1! Ethelred was smeared by some Norman Karl Rove...

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