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kmblue187's avatar

I hope our (former) allies are impressed by the massive demonstrations against Trump and our outrage over the two ICE murders. I want them to think SOME of us are sane.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Now we have to take back government. Not just because of the real harm and incredible vulnerabilities introduced by this regime, but because we all want to see live hearings where Ka$h Patel is bugging his eyes out and squirming in the hot seat for hours. I bet we can break the record for Hillary Rodham Clinton's hours and hours of pointless testifying to Congress in a successful effort to derail her POTUS run. He's such a tool. But he's helping to destroy our government and our country. We must not shrink from full justice this time.

Philip Martin's avatar

Lets use his full name, Kashyap.

You know how they feel about self identifying.

Mexfiles's avatar

J. Edgar Hoover tried to take the credit for bringing down John Dillernger. Patal is trying to take credit not for operations in his own country, but for the capture (or rather surrender) of the "Candian Capo" Ryan Wedding. Shameless self promotion here: https://mexfiles.substack.com/p/lies-damned-lies-and-some-statistics

Nancy Naive's avatar

Marty Feldman got nuthin’ on Patel.

Runfastandwin's avatar

eff all the pigs is my reaction

Hank Napkin's avatar

Kash's Kid is called Krypto.

Pexas Teat's avatar

I honestly can't predict whether that's true or not. Everything is so stupid, venal, and fucked up these days.

Fender Deluxe's avatar

Again, Poe’s Law: “Any sufficiently-advanced parody is indistinguishable from a genuine kook.”

Hank Napkin's avatar

That is delightful!

Hank Napkin's avatar

If you like it, it is. If you don't, it ain't.

Ed Hale's avatar

Jeepers, creepers, where’d you get those peepers?

Pope Buck I's avatar

I hope all the fired members of the Foreign Influence Task Force pull a Hardy Boys and get together to investigate on their own.

Kimberlee Avery Wilkins's avatar

I think that I would trust the actors that portray FBI agents than the real ones ! At least the actors act with more integrity and morality than the real ones . Maybe the real agents should take acting lessons !

ManchuCandidate's avatar

Unlike the sound weapon that annoyed Manuel Noriega by playing GNR Welcome to the Jungle... this newer generation plays Trump's speeches. Instant snooze.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Nashville is probably safer with the SWAT team otherwise occupied.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Fucking Bullshit Investigations.

Resist Herr GropenFuhrer's avatar

It's time that we set up a GoFundMe for a new up-armored Wonkabago.

I've checked, and many companies legally sell bulletproof cars to Americans. The top-rated ones are just under $600K -- those will withstand AK-47 attacks. Wonkette might not need that level of armor, but maybe they might!

It should come equipped with satellite internet (cell-phone internet is easily jammed by ICE) and be festooned (I love that word) with CCTV cameras covering all angles, and have a self-contained air supply and solid-rubber tires.

THEN we can park wherever the fuck we want, record and publish whatever the fuck we want, and ICE can just suck it.

Problem is, I don't know how to do that ... does anyone here? Is there community support?

Birb-General of the US's avatar

The FBI has been working for Putin for a while now, why would five eyes even want to associate with them?

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

It's probably actually beneficial to the rest of the actual ongoing, long term, criminal network investigations being done by the FBI and DEA that Kash is distracted. They just bring him in for the presser, let him wear the fancy jacket with badges and stuff, to announce the bust.