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Kimberlee Avery Wilkins's avatar

I think that I would trust the actors that portray FBI agents than the real ones ! At least the actors act with more integrity and morality than the real ones . Maybe the real agents should take acting lessons !

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Nashville is probably safer with the SWAT team otherwise occupied.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Fucking Bullshit Investigations.

Resist Herr GropenFuhrer's avatar

It's time that we set up a GoFundMe for a new up-armored Wonkabago.

I've checked, and many companies legally sell bulletproof cars to Americans. The top-rated ones are just under $600K -- those will withstand AK-47 attacks. Wonkette might not need that level of armor, but maybe they might!

It should come equipped with satellite internet (cell-phone internet is easily jammed by ICE) and be festooned (I love that word) with CCTV cameras covering all angles, and have a self-contained air supply and solid-rubber tires.

THEN we can park wherever the fuck we want, record and publish whatever the fuck we want, and ICE can just suck it.

Problem is, I don't know how to do that ... does anyone here? Is there community support?

Birb-General of the US's avatar

The FBI has been working for Putin for a while now, why would five eyes even want to associate with them?

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

It's probably actually beneficial to the rest of the actual ongoing, long term, criminal network investigations being done by the FBI and DEA that Kash is distracted. They just bring him in for the presser, let him wear the fancy jacket with badges and stuff, to announce the bust.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Kash needs to krash, hard, fast, and sooner rather than later.

Deepak Puri's avatar

Kash Patel is one of the MANLY MAGA MEN: Meet more in The Power of Ridicule by Saul Alinsky (Podcast)

https://thedemlabs.org/2026/01/24/rules-for-radicals-saul-alinsky-maga-ridicule/

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Princess Patel has got to go! Him and about a thousand upper-echelons across DC governmental organs.

Jesus, now I have to make a mental note to rewatch Wag The Dog and reread V For Vendetta.

Lois Henry's avatar

We’re toast.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

This is fucking ridiculous. I don't get why Trump picked this asshole. He isn't anywhere near what Central Casting would send.

BTW, is Bongino gone yet

Mysterysurf's avatar

Yeah, Bongino's already back with the podcast grift.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

The most unbelievable thing in this article is that Kash Patel works out.

What A Debacle's avatar

Of all the punchable faces in Trumpworld, this little fucker takes the cake.

Zyxomma's avatar

Greg Bovino has entered the chat. So has Tom Homan.

What A Debacle's avatar

I've only got 2 hands!

Sherry's avatar

Miller is moving to the front of the line.

Cincinnatus's avatar

“Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.” ― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

I’m beginning to wonder how bad it would be if our DHS … incudes ICE and FBI, right? … just ceased to exist.

Am I kidding? Think about it just a bit. What do they do for us? What do they cost us? What are they doing *to* us. I’m sorry, but even 4,000 deaths on 9/11 will pale in comparison to the damage these fascist or fascist-adjacent organizations are doing to our 250 year old country. I hardly know how to kid anymore.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

I had the same thought. Is their purpose just to give Lindsey a boner?