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Howlin Wolfe's avatar

Count on Columbo to suss this shit out.

larry gassan's avatar

Kash will be chastised to make his joyrides more responsible. Corey will have a ranking flag-rank officer to carry the Nuclear Sack Of Dicks. Which will go off if they’re left behind.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Maybe we could nickname him Brownie. Wait! What! What do you mean we're not a bunch of racist assholes? Dang.

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YOU KNOW I READ IT IN A MAGAZINE

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Trump can do whatever he wants (this from his statement after the SC decision) so naturally Kash can too. Wait until Trump gets assassinated and Kash has two planes in New Orleans for Mardi Gras.

30gigawatts of Jenpute's avatar

I mean, all of them have private luxury jets that they are flying whenever and whereever they feel like it. Also luxury military housing ( meant for generals et al) on the taxpayer dime because of "security" and not at all because "sucking the treasury dry"

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I am listening to an audiobook on Audible, and I have to believe that the reader didn’t intend for a male, elderly professor character to sound precisely like Roseanne Roseannadanna.

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Well, I got to the oral surgeon yesterday and he took one look with his super magnifying glasses and said, "It's a stitch." He dug and pulled (mild pain) and then I felt a painless snip and he said, "Okay, if that doesn't heal in three weeks, we'll laser it and biopsy it. Just call and cancel the surgery if it heals up." So I'm scheduled for surgery on the 23rd. Right now I'm just waiting for, say, Monday to arrive to see if it's healing.

I'm hurting today, damn fibromyalgia, but I feel good in my head, which is nice. I could tell that I was fighting of a migraine Tuesday AM, but it's passed. Dreamed I was about to take my horse out to pull a tabogon. I don't have a horse or a tabogon, but that sure would be fun!

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Sounds like good news! But I gotta' ask, was this a stitch from a previous procedure? I thought they always used 'dissolving' stiches for oral procedures.

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Good news! That's a relief!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

🎶 Over the river and through the woods

To grandmother's house we go! 🎵

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"𝘈𝘐 𝘴𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘴, 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵," 𝘗𝘢𝘺𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦. "𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘈𝘐 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦-𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴. 𝘜𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘈𝘐 𝘴𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘤."

𝗔𝗜𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵 𝗻𝘂𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗶𝗺𝘂𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘀

Claude, ChatGPT, and Gemini all had different personalities and reasoning tactics, but the endgame was the same

https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/25/ai_models_nuclear/?td=rt-3a

CzechJournalists's avatar

so it's gonna be like be like sid meier's civilization only we give him the keys first??? computer cheats so much. . .

Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

Didn't a programming error in one of the Civilization games have Gandhi throwing nukes all over the world? Apparently they set him for 0 aggression chance but if he got any other negatives to aggression applied to him the count rolled over to 256 and he turned into a genocidal maniac.

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Claude was remorseful, ChatGPT stoked, and Gemini was all KILL KILL KILL

As they nuked the world flat

Whale Chowder's avatar

Grok got put on the Group W bench.

larry gassan's avatar

“…with the mother rapers. The father rapers…”

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Her testimony? Not good, Bob.

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽’𝘀 𝗠𝗔𝗛𝗔 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗼𝗻 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗴𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲

Casey Means holds no active medical license and promotes alternative medicine.

https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/02/rfk-jr-ally-casey-means-faces-senate-for-surgeon-general-confirmation-hearing/

30gigawatts of Jenpute's avatar

Thought Oz was gonna get that gig?

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

if she dropped out of her residency then it is not correct to call her 'Dr' Means

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

That's what I thought. Wouldn't that just make her an MS? Dr. Is for physician, I thought.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

unless she is a Doctor of Galactic Beingness as is your Blessed Reverend

Stulexington's avatar

Because why would the surgeon general need a medical license? Next you'll be saying judges need to be members of the Bar in good standing.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Yet another fuckhead. There's no end to the fuckheads.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

It's fuckheads, all the way down.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

‘MurriKKKa breeds ‘em like cockroaches.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Oh my god, is that what she WORE?

Reader's avatar

And is she in a Mar a Lago bathroom?

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Once they slap some MAL face on her you won't be looking at her clothes.

Stulexington's avatar

Is she going to talk about how much she likes wine?

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

She should be voted down for that alone. Unserious AND bad judgment.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

She could have sealed the deal if she had flowers in her hair. Just sayin’

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Finally, a practical use for gold

Gold "supraballs" capture about 90% of the solar spectrum

https://newatlas.com/energy/plasmonic-supraballs-solar-spectrum/

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

'plasmonic supraballs' no less - I'm sold!

Nancy Naive's avatar

A lot of misspellings and grammatical errors. Must be AI generated.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I'm afraid it's a trend for those who want to cut costs.

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We had those as kids. You dropped them and they bounced up and hit you in the face.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Those are superballs. Yeah. I almost put an eye out with one of those.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

It's too late for some demented dictators ...

𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗮 𝘃𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗮? 𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗮 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿.

Latest data hints that benefits seen so far could be underestimates.

https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/02/could-a-vaccine-prevent-dementia-shingles-shot-data-only-getting-stronger/

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

I got that new shingles shot (or was it shots?) a few years ago and I still feel like I'm getting dumber by the day. Maybe it's just chud fatigue.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Hey can I blame that? I thought I was just getting old, but blaming the shingles vaccine sounds like a great idea!

Sojourner Truth's avatar

Well, I'm no young person. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night, so I was able to understand that the shingles vacc HELPS, not HURTS, you tosser.

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Also, I am watching those clips of Krispy Gnome claim a deportee was eating his own arms just reinforced what we all know - Fux makes U dum.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

It seems to be in vogue to do that. I wish there was a vax for chud fatigue syndrome.

tek's avatar

But VACCINE!!!!!!!!1!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

It's obviously too late for *some* cabinet secretaries ... just sayin'

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Just 18 months until I get mine!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I had mine earlier this year ... so now I'll be snarking FOR-EVAH!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

My aunt got shingles late in her life. No way was I going to have that happen to me.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Trust me, it's the worst.

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Mostly Blind Refugee Found Dead After Border Patrol Allegedly Dropped Him Off Miles From Home

Nurul Amin Shah Alam had been missing since Thursday, after being released from the Erie County Holding Center that afternoon. Alam’s attorney, Benjamin Macaluso, told the Investigative Post that he had expected his client to be taken to an ICE detention center before his release.

Instead, Alam was allegedly dropped off by Border Patrol agents at a Tim Hortons about five miles from where he lived, who did not inform Macaluso or Alam’s family. His body was found five days later after law enforcement officers responded to a call about a dead body.

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/mostly-blind-refugee-found-dead-after-border-patrol-allegedly-dropped-him-off-miles-from-home/

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I'm sure a blind, old man was just too scary for the BP to deal with. After all he was carrying a cane and could have hit them if he could have seen them. Those assholes need to be charged.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I know you'll be shocked! Put down your coffee first.

𝗝𝘂𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗻’𝘁 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗗𝗢𝗝 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝗱𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗪𝗮𝘀𝗵. 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿

Court to search devices itself instead of letting government have full access.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/02/judge-doesnt-trust-doj-with-search-of-devices-seized-from-wash-post-reporter/

Schmannity's avatar

Neither should juries. See, e.g., Pirro's grand jurors

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

This is where we're at though. The courts don't trust the Department of Justice.

This is a very deliberate schism caused by Piggy because it works for his benefit.

tek's avatar

Could go either way.. could be the end of the legal system, or could be the crack that takes the regime down...

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Agree ... to a point. It also means that the DOJ will need *real* evidence and actual smart attorneys. The DOJ is currently sorely lacking in both.

30gigawatts of Jenpute's avatar

they'll just shop around for a friendly judge, as they have been doing

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

They fire the good ones.

Same way the FBI is firing the people who know what they're doing.