Katherine Harris' Tax Bill Cameo
We're glad we weren't the only ones who saw this. While we may never know how Harris got her plum position behind the President and before the cameras, but it looks like she realized her good luck and decided to document it herself with a little camera phone action. The fact that the phone looks like it may be pointed at herself just serves to increase the divine inexplicability of it all.
Update: Yeah, we're not really convinced it's pointing the wrong way. That'd be a rather pedestrian misstep for Katherine anyway. More likely (and more exciting): She'll soon lose the phone Paris Hilton-style, and all its blurry, lo-res treasures will be unleashed upon the internet. Aw, we can dream.
After the jump, unrelated Harris detrius from around the World Wide Web.
The LATimestakes a bizarre left-field potshot at her in, of all things, a car review:
ALTHOUGH Mazda avoids the term like the Florida GOP avoids Katherine Harris, the Mazda5 is indisputably a minivan -- a three-row, six-passenger vehicle with sliding doors along the fuselage.
And this heavily-illustrated piece about Katy visiting a stock car race track is ten kinds of great. Here's the oh-so-symbolic fate of the car her campaign sponsored:
A former Open Wheel Champion at DeSoto, Davis had a minor incident on the start of the race, leaving him at the rear of the field on lap one, and was subsequently involved in a mid-race crash that put him out of the race.
The metaphor breaks down (ha!) a bit, though, when you remember that no Katherine Harris "incident" can ever be described as "minor."
Katherine Harris a Hit With Florida Race Fans [Florida Stock Car Racing]
Married With Children? [LAT]

