The tweet was promising. First, it was from K-Lo, Kathryn Jean Lopez -- previously seen instructing us that we should give our kids boundarieslike "no you may not shoot up a school" -- and it read "When to Call an Exorcist?" OK, K-Lo, we will bite, you lovable pile of batshit. When, indeed, to
Proud to say that I have steered clear (get it?) of all three so far in my life, and I plan to keep it that way. My mother is 88 and has never seen Gone with the Wind; I decided to emulate her on that with Titanic.
Mine apparently had something to do w/ those burritodillas I had the night before.
KLo makes me sad. Very, very sad.
"Pretending"?
Proud to say that I have steered clear (get it?) of all three so far in my life, and I plan to keep it that way. My mother is 88 and has never seen Gone with the Wind; I decided to emulate her on that with Titanic.
Holy shit that was a mess...
the trick was to go see it for the first time while tripping your balls off.
See also: Altered States
We can’t stop here. This is bat country!
I just want to say one word to you. Just one word
Plastics
Wait...mine, hers, or both?
I thought a couple of these were legitimate at first.
hers, definitely hers
oh, the horror
*begins searching internet*
There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a K-Lo in the depths of an ether binge
"GUUUURRRRRL YOU HIGH AS FUCK" needs to be the new "All of them, Katie."
"...I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
so did K-Lo