Kathryn Jean Lopez Very Excited About Simplicity, Non-Gayness Of Blaggy Scandal

One of the first few things we thought of after hearing about Blaggy's arrest was, "What will Kathryn Jean Lopez have to say about this?" She loves it! She loves it because it's so easy to understand and fits into her Manichean worldview (well, she makes everything fit into her Manichean worldview, but this one just snugs in there so comfortably). And it doesn't involve sex or queers which is all gross 'n' stuff! We're glad that this G-rated scandal is simple enough forK-Lo, who is childless"K-Lo's children" to understand. [ The Corner , thank you Alex K. for IMing me this most recent hilarity]