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But how could you craft legislation that makes legislators keep their hands to themselves that wouldn't unfairly target Italian-Americans?

/s / also, too, The New York Post, probably

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From upstate New York, huh?https://m.youtube.com/watch...

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It's all part of her fiendish long-term plan to succeed in politics by making one official after another have sex scandals!

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If women would just keep aspirin between their legs, none of this would happen!

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Anacin worked best, but it got cancel cultured

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Maybe now I can get a high speed rail line from my house to Wegmans

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Perfect upstate NY comment! Will you be picking up zweigels or sahlens?

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Why yes, yes I will.

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