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JollyRogerMexico's avatar

But how could you craft legislation that makes legislators keep their hands to themselves that wouldn't unfairly target Italian-Americans?

/s / also, too, The New York Post, probably

popebuck1's avatar

It's all part of her fiendish long-term plan to succeed in politics by making one official after another have sex scandals!

whatwhomever's avatar

If women would just keep aspirin between their legs, none of this would happen!

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Anacin worked best, but it got cancel cultured

goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

Maybe now I can get a high speed rail line from my house to Wegmans

monkey's avatar

Perfect upstate NY comment! Will you be picking up zweigels or sahlens?