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All the best tyrants make criticizing/ridiculing Der Führer a punishable offense.

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Gender-traitors like Pierson are the only women I don't respect. I wonder how much Trump is paying her.

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What's with Piersons hairline btw? Is she donating scalp cells to the Donald as well?

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How about 'tomato'? Haven't heard that one either for quite a while.

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I can pay you in Bitscoins. How 'bout that?

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Her arguments make sense only if you think every day is Opposite Day.

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Had a little flash of dyslexia when I first read that and thought it said '...dancing in his horror'. Suddenly it seems more appropriate.

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He has meat named after him, too. Big, bigger than big pieces of meat.

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There's one yuuge problem with your post. None of the adjectives are in the superlative. Trumps deal only in superlatives.

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When I first saw it, I thought, Whoa, this is waaay more than 140 characters. Then I remembered I don't do Twitter. I read books. The best books. Thick books, the thickest. So, yeah, I read the whole thing, even the blocked off parts since I'm an atheist and not bothered by that religion bugaboo. It was the insightfullest, better than best thing I've read in the last half hour. Well done, that NoGoodnik! (I know I could have simply said I liked it, but this is Wonkette after all.)

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I now have an image in my head of Trump moobs. Thanks a bunch, Jen. Now, where'd I put that damn brain bleach?

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That picture looks like early Disney animatronics.

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Nah. All the good stuff got deleted hours ago, just a snarkfest remains, leaving us late-comers to try to infer what trollishness transpired. Can't there be some sort of troll siren when one appears so we can get good seats before the banhammer falls?

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So basically she's excusing him by saying, "Well, THEY started it first!!!"

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That's why circuses have big tents.

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